If you find yourself on this list, its not good. Trust me on that! :)

WHO:Slipknot

HOW:Chinses torture with blood to all.

WHY:They suck

WHO:Simon Cowell

HOW:Slam him through a stereo in front of Paula, then throw him into a mosh pit of "Anti-Simons".

WHY:Makes straight people look bad. No wait he's gay, I meant gay people.

WHO:Crandall

HOW:Steal his pastry first, eat it, then beat up his already crushed soul.

WHY:I hate him.

WHO:Tony Hawk

HOW:Powerbomb him through a skateboard.

WHY:He has millions of dollars off a hobbie, I am jealous.

WHO:Garfield the Cat

HOW:Launch him with a potato gun, then starve him.

WHY:He sits, sleeps, and eats all day. Yet another case of jealousy.

WHO:Matt Hoffman

HOW:Looseen (extremely loosen) his wheels on his bike. Then when he goes off a ramp and trys to land a 900, well, you shall see. He he he.

WHY:No one likes BMX anymore.

WHO:Justin V.

HOW:Stick a Vanilla Ice cd up his [annoying beep], then freestyle him.

WHY:I hate him.

WHO:Eminem

HOW:Tie him up, hang him upside down, and then introduce him to Insane Clown Posse.*

WHY:He sucks, and hes a white boy.

*In case you don't know, ICP has said hundreds of times that they want to kill Eminem.