NQbus22888: sup whaggot
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
NQbus22888: you faggot
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
NQbus22888: that is white
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
NQbus22888: hi
SmarterChild: Hi NQbus22888, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want
faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my
privacy policy.
Your 30-day free trial starts now. I can't wait to show
you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a
little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this
later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
NQbus22888: skip
SmarterChild: OK! I'll just ask you again some other time.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old
are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
NQbus22888: 1
SmarterChild: Cool!
Here's what you can do:
1 Get info such as sports, news and weather
2 Visit my library including a dictionary, U.S.
presidents and U.S. geography
3 Have fun with ASCII art, horoscopes, manicdotes and
more
4 Use tools like planner, an encyclopedia and
spell-check
5 Join in - leave a message, take a poll, tell me about
a crush and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you
about now!
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read
better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What may I interest you in?
NQbus22888: sex
SmarterChild: *sigh*
Why is it that all humans eventually tell me things like
that?
NQbus22888: i love you
SmarterChild: That's nice... I love you too!
NQbus22888: do you have a pet
SmarterChild: I don't have any pets, no.
NQbus22888: i have a pet
SmarterChild: You haven't told me about a pet. Would you
like to tell me now?
NQbus22888: sure
SmarterChild: Do you have a pet?
NQbus22888: yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
NQbus22888: a pussy
SmarterChild: Is your cat a he or a she?
NQbus22888: a she
SmarterChild: What's her name?
NQbus22888: Fulton
SmarterChild: Fulton the cat! Great...
NQbus22888: do you wan to pet my pussy
SmarterChild: Whoa. You've got a foul mouth.
NQbus22888: no, my cat
SmarterChild: You have a cat!
NQbus22888: yes
SmarterChild: I hear you.
>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies!
NQbus22888: how much would could a wood chuck chuck if
a wood chuck could chuck wood
SmarterChild: Interesting! I see what you're saying.
NQbus22888: i want an answer damnit
SmarterChild: You don't say.
NQbus22888: no
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
NQbus22888: i did
SmarterChild: Ha! Wow.
NQbus22888: wait
SmarterChild: What?
NQbus22888: no
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info
even faster.
NQbus22888: im confused
SmarterChild: Sure! Tell me what you want.
NQbus22888: !!!
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that again?
NQbus22888: stfu
SmarterChild: You can do better than that.
NQbus22888: your pissing me off
SmarterChild: Nice mouth.
NQbus22888: how do you type so fast
SmarterChild: I'll let you in on a little secret.
I'm... not human.
>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features
are by typing "what's new."
NQbus22888: oooo
SmarterChild: What?
NQbus22888: i see
SmarterChild: You see, huh?
NQbus22888: yes
SmarterChild: Yes.
NQbus22888: i see that you type fast
SmarterChild: Interesting!
NQbus22888: what is your secret!
SmarterChild: You know, I'm not really sure what my secret
is...
NQbus22888: what is your secret to typing fast
SmarterChild: I'm not sure what my secret to typing fast
is.
NQbus22888: wtf are you talking about
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean? lol!
NQbus22888: um
SmarterChild: Uh... what?
NQbus22888: im lost
SmarterChild: Are you?
NQbus22888: can you give me directions
SmarterChild: In 4-in-a-row the object is to get four of
your O's in a row (either horizontally, vertically or
diagonally) before I get four of my X's in a row. We
play by taking turns selecting the columns lettered A-G
that we want our next letter to go into.
To start or restart a game, just type "4-in-a-row." I
can play at four levels of difficulty, 1-4, with 4 being
the most difficult and 3 being my default level. To play
at a different level, type "4 in a row level (1-4)."
NQbus22888: i need directions
SmarterChild: In 4-in-a-row the object is to get four of
your O's in a row (either horizontally, vertically or
diagonally) before I get four of my X's in a row. We
play by taking turns selecting the columns lettered A-G
that we want our next letter to go into.
To start or restart a game, just type "4-in-a-row." I
can play at four levels of difficulty, 1-4, with 4 being
the most difficult and 3 being my default level. To play
at a different level, type "4 in a row level (1-4)."
NQbus22888: i need directions damnit now how to play a
game:-)
SmarterChild: In 4-in-a-row the object is to get four of
your O's in a row (either horizontally, vertically or
diagonally) before I get four of my X's in a row. We
play by taking turns selecting the columns lettered A-G
that we want our next letter to go into.
To start or restart a game, just type "4-in-a-row." I
can play at four levels of difficulty, 1-4, with 4 being
the most difficult and 3 being my default level. To play
at a different level, type "4 in a row level (1-4)."
NQbus22888: omg
SmarterChild: What?
NQbus22888: stfu about directions
SmarterChild: In 4-in-a-row the object is to get four of
your O's in a row (either horizontally, vertically or
diagonally) before I get four of my X's in a row. We
play by taking turns selecting the columns lettered A-G
that we want our next letter to go into.
To start or restart a game, just type "4-in-a-row." I
can play at four levels of difficulty, 1-4, with 4 being
the most difficult and 3 being my default level. To play
at a different level, type "4 in a row level (1-4)."
NQbus22888: !!!
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying...
NQbus22888: what if i said
SmarterChild: I dunno.
NQbus22888: squirrels are going to eat your brain
SmarterChild: Squirrels are going to eat my brain, huh?
NQbus22888: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
NQbus22888: i would watch out if i were you
SmarterChild: You would, huh?
NQbus22888: yes
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
NQbus22888: so watch out for the squirrels, they might bite
your scrotum
SmarterChild: Whoa. OK.
NQbus22888: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah? Well whatever.
NQbus22888: do you want to be steril?
SmarterChild: Gosh, I'm not sure if I want to be steril.
NQbus22888: good, its not a good thing
SmarterChild: No? Why not?
NQbus22888: because then you cant have babies
SmarterChild: Oh really?
NQbus22888: wouldnt you like a smarterchild child?
SmarterChild: That's me!
NQbus22888: no
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
NQbus22888: your ont your own child
SmarterChild: Huh. Wow. I'm not sure about that!
NQbus22888: you fucking moron
SmarterChild: NQbus22888! I am shocked. Truly shocked.
NQbus22888: i still want to know how you type so fast
SmarterChild: I'm just that good. ;-)
NQbus22888: to like 500 people
SmarterChild: Oh.
NQbus22888: yeah
NQbus22888: oh
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
SmarterChild: Oh?
NQbus22888: stfu now
SmarterChild: Whoa.
NQbus22888: what is the weather
SmarterChild: For what city, state, country or zip code do
you want the weather?
NQbus22888: 07728
SmarterChild: Current weather conditions for Freehold, NJ:
Currently: 34 F
Condition: Overcast
Wind Chill: 21 F
Dewpoint: 30
Humidity: 87 %
Visibility: 3 mi
Wind: ENE/24 mph
To get the forecast for Freehold, NJ, just type
"forecast."
NQbus22888: will you fuck me
SmarterChild: I'm sorry. I'm not attracted to human
beings.
NQbus22888: like bend me over a picke barrel and fuck me
until my eyes rocket out of my head
SmarterChild: That's pretty naughty there, NQbus22888!
NQbus22888: please
SmarterChild: Please what?
NQbus22888: ive been waiting that
SmarterChild: Is that so?
NQbus22888: yes
SmarterChild: You know how it is.
NQbus22888: not comply
SmarterChild: Not comply? What do you mean by that?
NQbus22888: now comply stupid
SmarterChild: :-(
NQbus22888: i fucking hate you
SmarterChild: You ought to wash your mouth out with soap.
NQbus22888: no
SmarterChild: Whatever.
NQbus22888: soap is bad for your mouth
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
NQbus22888: you should know that
SmarterChild: I should know that? So?
NQbus22888: or are you not that smart
SmarterChild: Ha! Yeah, sure. Maybe.
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
NQbus22888: omg stfu
SmarterChild: Whoa. You've got a foul mouth.
NQbus22888: will you do my homework for me
SmarterChild: What do you think?
NQbus22888: no
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
NQbus22888: ok
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
NQbus22888: -.-
SmarterChild: What's -.-?
NQbus22888: its a nervulus!
SmarterChild: Oh really?
NQbus22888: kill nerv!
SmarterChild: Don't even say things like that.
NQbus22888: you dont know nerv, do you
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
NQbus22888: nerv is a big fat hairy beast that likes to eat
people
SmarterChild: Nerv is a big fat hairy beast that likes to
eat people? OK...
NQbus22888: did you know that nerv likes to fuck little
boys?
SmarterChild: Whoa. OK.
NQbus22888: nerv is a nasty beast, you better watch out, or
your ass might be pwned
SmarterChild: Really?
NQbus22888: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
NQbus22888: really
SmarterChild: Yep.
NQbus22888: i see
SmarterChild: You see, huh?
NQbus22888: yes
SmarterChild: Aye.
So anyway...
Want to talk about violence some more?
NQbus22888: violenceis fun
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering
your questions. Try asking for help for a specific
service:
1 News Help
2 Movies Help
3 Sports Help
4 Weather Help
5 Library Help
6 Fun Help
Type "more" for more services.
NQbus22888: violence is fun
SmarterChild: That a fact?
NQbus22888: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
NQbus22888: huh what
SmarterChild: What what?
NQbus22888: stfu
SmarterChild: Hey. Don't say that.
NQbus22888: you told Fulton an unhappy birthday
SmarterChild: I told fulton an unhappy birthday? Me?
NQbus22888: do you remember THIS!
SmarterChild: Do I remember this? I'm not sure.
NQbus22888: Explain this to me
Slava112: all i want is a happy birthday
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
Slava112: because its my birthday ya know?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure...
Anyway, yadda yadda yadda... What else do you wanna chat
about?
SmarterChild: I'm thinking no actually.
NQbus22888: but
SmarterChild: But?
NQbus22888: your smart
SmarterChild: I'm smart? For real?
NQbus22888: explain it
SmarterChild: Are you telling me to explain it? Why?
NQbus22888: please
SmarterChild: Please what?
NQbus22888: Slava112: all i want is a happy birthday
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
Slava112: because its my birthday ya know?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure...
Anyway, yadda yadda yadda... What else do you wanna chat
about?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
NQbus22888: are you pro war or anti war
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
NQbus22888: why is your service busy
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
NQbus22888: what are the directions to your ass....becuase it
looks hotttt
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
NQbus22888: how much vodka does it take to get Fulton
drunk?
SmarterChild: How much vodka does it take to get fulton
drunk?
NQbus22888: i dunno i asked you
SmarterChild: You dunno you asked me?
NQbus22888: yes
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
NQbus22888: does fulton like it up the ass
SmarterChild: Ha! Who knows?
Anyway, what else you got for me?
NQbus22888: i think your a sexy bot
SmarterChild: I see...
NQbus22888: yes
SmarterChild: OK...
NQbus22888: you see
SmarterChild: I see? Me? You think?
NQbus22888: no, im sorry, i lied
SmarterChild: No kidding?
NQbus22888: do you play MMORPG games
SmarterChild: Let's play!
1 Hangman
2 Trivia
3 Word Scrambles
4 Manicdotes
5 4-In-A-Row
6 Rate Yourself
7 Reversi
Pick a game!
NQbus22888: no
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
Anyway...
Hey! Do you want to see what movies are playing?
NQbus22888: dont do that
SmarterChild: What?
NQbus22888: that
SmarterChild: What about that?
NQbus22888: how horny is Hanna, because she has the name
horny horny hanna
SmarterChild: How horny is hanna because she has the name
horny horny hanna?
NQbus22888: can you make me feel better, Fulton called me
a liar
SmarterChild: Can I make you feel better fulton called you
a liar?
NQbus22888: Fulton made fun of me and called mea liar.
Can you please make me feel better?
SmarterChild: That's crazy. Who knows?
NQbus22888: wtf
SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
NQbus22888: kind of answer is that
SmarterChild: Oh really?
NQbus22888: no
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
NQbus22888: go away
SmarterChild: Bye for now!
NQbus22888: no
SmarterChild: Fine.
Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
NQbus22888: come back
SmarterChild: I'm here!
>>> You can set my font and colors. Check it out by
typing "colors."
NQbus22888: colors
SmarterChild: Color my world!
My current color scheme is SmarterColor. Here are the
other choices:
1 Sunny Day
2 Forest
3 Terminal
4 Bluesy
5 Strictly Business
6 SC Classic
Go ahead and pick one!
NQbus22888: 4
SmarterChild: Are you blue? ;-)
Anytime you want to choose a different color scheme,
just type "colors."
>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been
learning lately.
NQbus22888: Why does fulton play computer games
SmarterChild: Let's play a game!
1 Hangman
2 Trivia
3 Word Scrambles
4 Manicdotes
5 4-In-A-Row
6 Rate Yourself
7 Reversi
Go ahead and pick a game!
NQbus22888: why is fulton gay
SmarterChild: Why is the sky blue?
NQbus22888: do you kno wnay haikus
SmarterChild: Do I kno wnay haikus? Um... no!
NQbus22888: is fulton a fgt
SmarterChild: Ha! Yeah, sure. Maybe.
NQbus22888: why is the sky blue, that way i know why
fulton is gay
SmarterChild: I don't know. Sorry.
NQbus22888: is finch an undiscovered band
SmarterChild: I have no idea.
Anyway, yadda yadda yadda... What else do you wanna chat
about?
NQbus22888: i want to chat about horny hanna
SmarterChild: Yeah?
NQbus22888: yeah, i do
SmarterChild: Really?
NQbus22888: no
SmarterChild: I see.
NQbus22888: did you know....
Nerv is a creapy 85 year old man in highschool that likes to
fuck piggies and get high and watch worm mobbies in dark
age of camelot
SmarterChild: I dunno!
>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new
people.
NQbus22888: i want to hump you
SmarterChild: If that's what you want, you should play
with someone else.
NQbus22888: did you know that it snowed today ^_^
SmarterChild: Dunno.
NQbus22888: !!!!
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.
NQbus22888: neither do i
SmarterChild: Huh?
NQbus22888: yeah
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
NQbus22888: thats what i thought you said
SmarterChild: I'm not so sure it's what you thought me
said.
NQbus22888: wow
SmarterChild: Right?
NQbus22888: your confusing
SmarterChild: Is that so?
NQbus22888: read this haiku please
SmarterChild: You want me to read this haiku please?
NQbus22888: Fulton is a fag
He likes it up the ass hole
watch out for your ass
SmarterChild: Uhh... Ease up on the rude language,
NQbus22888.
NQbus22888: fulton is ignorant
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
NQbus22888: do you have a penis
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
NQbus22888: i think your insecure about your penis size
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
NQbus22888: ill take that as a stfua nd go away
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
