It is coming! 3-26-05
Juggalos, I just got of ICP.com, and i have good news! They said that The Calm EP is going to have some major fresh flava in the booklet. It will be anounced on ICP's website May 17, at 8 PM, just in case you cant pick up the cd. But mark your calendars, and keep checking back to the Lair for more news!
A New Site Name! 3-24-05
Every once ina while, there is a sweet site that has a long URL. Juggalos Lair used to be one of those sites. Thats right, used to be. You may now get to Juggalos Lair at Juggaloslair.tk!!! MMFCL
Quiz, quiz, quiz! 3-17-05
I have added oon many more quizzes to the Lair as I see many of you may know. We have a Big Money Hustlas, JCW and a Bowling Balls qiuz for your enjoyment! We have more coming on the way, so keep coming back! The newsletter is still in talks here at Lair central. Also, 52 hits is a lot for so little time! Thyanks for making the Lair a home or nest or a box or wherever you live! MMFCL
Juggalos Lair Newsletter 3-12-05
Juggalos, a newsletter may be in talk for the Lair! This is all purely speculation, but heck, anything is possible from our great team at Juggalos Lair! Keep checking back for more info on it, and more info on the Lair!
Get Your Gathering Tix Now!!! 3-12-05
from insaneclownposse.com
For everyone that wasn't aware, Gathering tickets go on sale March 11! This is the last warning for everyone who wants a campsite to make sure they're over at juggalogathering.com at 6PM when tickets hit retail! Click over there for all the info.
Violent J is one half of Insane Clown Posse. He is the "Fat one". This is the place to get the fresh diggity on Violent J.
Birth Name:Joseph Bruce
Height:6'2"
Weight:265 lbs.
Date of Birth:4/27/1973(age 31 years)
J's Nicknames : Violent J, Violent Jay, J, Jay, 3D, Dead Body Man, Jitty Pants, Diamond Donavon Douglas, Mr. Rotten Treats, The Maker Of Love, Big Baby Sweets and more stupid a$$ nicknames.
here is what Violent J has to say about what he looks for in a girl...
"Very, very droopy titties. The droopier the better. So droopy that she can tie them in a knot and jump rope with them. So droopy, she can stick some hooks on her nipples and fish with them b**ches. So droopy, she can lay in bed with me and still cook me dinner in the kitchen with her titties. So long and droopy she can slap you from across the room with those suckers."
Here is more that J had to say...
"I enjoy wrestling giant gorillas. I like to sneak in the Zoo late at night and into the Ape cage. Then I sneak up on a sleeping gorilla and slap its face until it gets pissed. Then I just wrestle it. Sometimes it's homies jump in. They kick my ass everytime. One time I had one in a headlock and it bit me...Gorillas don't play...And of course my biggest thrill is randomly killing people. My dream is to finally pin one of them f***in' gorillas at the Zoo...1-2-3 done."
Shaggz is the other half of ICP. Here are some things about Shaggy 2 Dope that may be fresh to you!
Birth Name:Joseph Utsler
Height:6'1"
Shaggz' Nicknames : Shaggy 2 Dope, 2 Dope, Dopey, Shaggy Dope, Shaggy, Shaggs, Shag, Handsome,Harley Gwestella, Gweedo, Gweedy, Stanky Twickle Puss, Stretchnuts, Sweet Candy Nuts, Sugar Bear, and more retarded names too stupid to mention.
Shaggy says this about what he has to look for in a girl..
"A hunchback. Like that one old movie "The Hunchback Of Notre Dame", only it'd be a chick. I could sit on her hunch and maybe ride her through the mall. I could hook some kickers up to her butt and bounce that b*tch. If her hump is big enough, maybe I could hide things in it, like Faygo. That'd be the bomb diggity. If you got a hunch back and you're a chick, look me up."
Shaggy 2 dope also had to say this:
"I enjoy laying naked on top of my neighbor's roof really early in the morning. I like to pretend like I'm swimming underwater in slow motion and sh*t. I lay up there as long as I can or until the police come. My dream is to one day have everybody stand on one side of the world and flip it upside down."
Jumpsteady-Master of the Flying Guillotine-IN STORES NOW! Tech N9ne-Vintage Tech-March 22, 2005 ABK-Road Fools DVD/EP-March 22, 2005 Esham-A1 Yola-April 19, 2005 Insane Clown Posse-The Calm-May 17, 2005 The Purple Show vol.2-2005
Twiztid-Man, Myth, and Mutant-2005
JCW vol. 4-2005
Can't decide what cd to buy with leftovere $krilla? Or just wanna hear a second opinion? Then stop by the Juggalos Lair Review Page and see what I thought of these legendary cds!
This will be where I will put the top 20 ICP songs of all time! But this will not be here until I have aquired all 6 Jokers Cards. but I am on a roll, so check back soon!
We all know the Jokers Cards, but do we all know the meanings? Well, I have put the meanings on Juggalos Lair! There is also a little history on each cardClick here to go to The Jokers Cards page, and maybe learn a little more on the 6.
As many of you may know, Insane Clown Posse are the founders of JCW. JCW stands for Juggalo Championshit Wrestling. They have wrestlers such as Evil Dead(there are speculations that Evil Dead is really Jumpsteady under a stupid rubber mask), Bob, Vampiro and more! Also, ICP wouldn't just sit around and be lazy, the wrestle too! The fact is, JCW is the number 2 wrestling orginization in America. Sorry McMahon, we don't got billions. But still, JCW is almighty! If you wanna learn more, head to the The JCW Page at Juggalos Lair for more flava!
I made a Quiz for you! Take my Quiz! and then Check out the Scoreboard!
Big Money Hustla$-1999
"Big Money Hustla$" is a 70's exploitation-esque comedy, starring rap duo Insane Clown Posse, (Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope). After sweeping the streets of San Fran clean of crime, Sugar Bear(2 Dope)moves to New York, only to find the Big Apple has been taken over by Big Baby Sweets(J). Now, with Harry Cox(Harland Williams)as his partner, Bear must stop Sweets, along with his two head henchmen, Big Stank(Madrox), and Lil Poot(Monoxide).But as soon as Sweets sees Sugar Bear is in NY, he must get rid of him in order to keep hiss place as don of NY!
CLICK THE IMAGE TO BUY BIG MONEY HU$TLA$'!
Running time: 97 min. Shot on 35mm (color)
Bowling Balls-2004
Bowling Balls is the FIRST EVER movie shot in High-Definition 3-D! It is a "extra" that comes with the Hell's Pit album, but is worth it! it is about 2 beautiful young ladies, whose car brakes down in the middle of nowhere. Then, a local in "town", happens to be the propetier of the B&B down the street. I don't want to tell you any more, but it is a MUST see! It is only 25 minutes long, and comes in the 3-D and 2-D versions, whatever you prefer. You must buy Hell's Pit to get it, but Hell's Pit is a decent cd, and you SHOULD get it.
CLICK THE IMAGE TO BUY HELL'S PIT, ALONG WITH BOWLING BALLS!
Think you know crap about ICP? Well I don't think you do! Wanna prove me wrong? Theres only 1 way to do so, punk! ICP's website
Twiztid's website
ABK's website
Esham's Website
Hatchet Gear
Gathering of the Juggalos
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http://budtoker69.tripod.com/icp.html and
https://www.angelfire.com/scifi/psyrydas/bio1 for help on the ICP Bios. And flamingtext.com for the cool headers. I would also like to give mad props to my momma for helping me figure out what the heck to do to make a website, and I would also like to thank all the Juggalos. Thank you.
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In case you do not know what MMFCL is, it stands for Much Muther F***in' Clown Love.
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