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 Humor Depot
Ten Ways to Annoy People
- Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce
200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper.
- In the memo field of all your checks write
"for sensual massage."
- Specify that your drive-through order is "to
go."
- Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers
running in all weather conditions "to keep
them tuned up."
- Reply to everything someone says with
"that's what YOU think."
- Finish all your sentences with the words "in
accordance with prophecy."
- Signal that a conversation is over by clamping
your hands over your ears.
- Staple papers in the middle of the page.
- Ask people what gender they are.
- While making presentations, occasionally bob your
head like a parakeet.
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