Need Gas????????????
Boy, Have we got gas for you!
Vista would like to give you, gas.
For an unlimited time only, you can get gas, from us.
Not only can we give you gas, but we have so many convienently located
stations, that it makes getting gas, a JOY!!!!!
No money?
NO PROBLEM.
Vista has their own firm of bankers ready to give you a second or even third
mortgage on your home.
Got Children?
NO PROBLEM
Vista offers a full line of candy bars, drinks, and hot dogs, all reasonably priced
to fit your needs, and to make your wallet a little bit easier to manage.
Car Dirty?
NO PROBLEM
Vista employes will be thrilled to give you directions to a car wash in the near
vicinity of the station.
Need Caffiene?
NO PROBLEM
Vista also features extra caffinated coffee and capitino for all of those
caffinatics out there.
Forgot a present for your wife?
NO PROBLEM
Vista supplies you with a full line of sun glasses and some maps.
If your wife likes chocolates, how does a crunch bar sound?
Need a shower?
Vista cannot help in that field.
But for all of your other needs,
I have one word for you.
VISTA.
