JQP Today's Mission Statement
JQP Today and it's staff of two, Leafy the Red Maple Tree and Joshua Schultz, strive to bring you the most outdated and outrageously stupid things that can possibly be thought of. JQP Today and it's staff do not necessarily not intend to disclose personnal information, lies about others, and completely false and made up news. JQP Today's goal is to induce laughter of the mouth by writing about things that were not previously possible or things that are so stupid they have to be heard.