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Matthew Swartz

GWF Name-Swingin' Swartz

Subscriber since-1999

Kicked out of Big Eye Ranking-TBA

Famous Quotes by Matt:

"I'm a jewjewbee."

"Lakesides cottage cheese looks like bird poop."

Known for:

Not being talkative

Being future president of MWF- Matt's Wrestling Federation

Click here to hear! Click here to see JQP's Homepage! I'm going to swim up the river where the sun don't shine to Knob Creek! Dave's Home away from spicebush Click here to discuss Politics at Chicken Butt! Are you dead? Click here to find out if your checked into heaven yet! Click this to read my autobiography! Click on me to go to the Wee's official homepage! The only newsletter that comes out un-periodically, Cup of Joe I don't know why I made this page, but if you want to see it, it's vista's homepage Click me to go to the Joke Index page! HaHa! I'd love to take you all to Joke Depot! Make your own conspiracy. Click here Are we really alone? Click here to see the frightningly real UFO page Bigfoot? No way. That might be what you think now, but wait till you have all the facts before you make another asumption like that! Click here to see the world's most vicious dogs and fish. Just when you thought the water was safe! Click here to see pictures of Josh's new car!