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Matthew MaassClick here to see a commercial for the best movie ever made!

GWF Name- Macho Maass

Subscriber since-1999

Kicked out of Big Eye Ranking-12th

Famous Quotes by Matt:

"You can't have any pudding until you finish your dinner."

"Life sucks, then you die."

Known for:

Being mysterious

Creating a JQP Today Tennis League

Click here to hear! Click here to see JQP's Homepage! I'm going to swim up the river where the sun don't shine to Knob Creek! Dave's Home away from spicebush Click here to discuss Politics at Chicken Butt! Are you dead? Click here to find out if your checked into heaven yet! Click this to read my autobiography! Click on me to go to the Wee's official homepage! The only newsletter that comes out un-periodically, Cup of Joe I don't know why I made this page, but if you want to see it, it's vista's homepage Click me to go to the Joke Index page! HaHa! I'd love to take you all to Joke Depot! Make your own conspiracy. Click here Are we really alone? Click here to see the frightningly real UFO page Bigfoot? No way. That might be what you think now, but wait till you have all the facts before you make another asumption like that! Click here to see the world's most vicious dogs and fish. Just when you thought the water was safe! Click here to see pictures of Josh's new car!