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Knob Creek

I'm going to,

swim up the river where the sun don't shine,

and where there is no crime,

in KNOB CREEK!

Hello, and welcome to Knob Creek.

If you are unfamiliar with this site, that's not suprising.

This site was built and is maintained by JQP Inc.

 

I want to swim down the river where the sun does shine,

and where there is some crime,

away from Knob Creek!

This page is dedicated to all of those "want to be" knobs out there. But refrain from knobbing out to soon, there is still hope.

A common scene on your way to Knob Creek. If you happen to live in Knob Creek (population of 1) than you are very fortunate.

.You have to watch out for these fish. Not really common to the area, but Josh released some about a year ago so people wouldn't speed on their way there. These animals are dangerous. Watch out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The frogs may look cute, but they are really vicious man eating freaks of nature!!!

Pueblo!!! Halta!!! Y IST YAREK!!!

The clouds seen here are native to the land. They will always be there and they like to hover above people and rain out their shinny day. What a bunch of Poop Head clouds, hu?

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