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Hi and welcome to JQP Today Online. While your here be sure to fill out my guestbook and do some of my polls, and if you have time maybe you can even email me! JQP Today is known throughout the world for its great pages. Some of the classics like Chickenbutt or maybe even Dave's Fun Facts. But if your not here for any of those pages maybe your here to see A.1. Heaven or Josh's Autobiography. Even if places like Songs or JQP's homepage don't wet your whistle, there's always Knob Creek. Some of the other less significant pages include Wee, Vista Gas, or Cup Of Joe. Wanna see something Really Neat?

 

Click here to hear! Click here to see JQP's Homepage! I'm going to swim up the river where the sun don't shine to Knob Creek! Dave's Home away from spicebush Click here to discuss Politics at Chicken Butt! Are you dead? Click here to find out if your checked into heaven yet! Click this to read my autobiography! Click on me to go to the Wee's official homepage! The only newsletter that comes out un-periodically, Cup of Joe I don't know why I made this page, but if you want to see it, it's vista's homepage Make your own conspiracy. Click here Click me to go to the Joke Index page! HaHa! I'd love to take you all to Joke Depot! Are we really alone? Click here to see the frightningly real UFO page Bigfoot? No way. That might be what you think now, but wait till you have all the facts before you make another asumption like that! Click here to see the world's most vicious dogs and fish. Just when you thought the water was safe!

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If your here to find out weird and bizarre things about people in general, then your in luck! I have several polls here that you can take or just look at the stuff people have said when they fill out the polls.

Benny's Girl Poll President Poll Soda Poll movie poll Products Poll Josh's Drivers Ed test Mishaps

If you do any of the following you could be losing your mind.

1. Tap kids in the head that sit in front of you. 7. When you forget to forget to do your homework

2. When you start to write you own ueology. 8. When you make up your own words

3. When you try to carry on an intellegent conversation with Jimmy 9. When you strive to graduate

4. When you throw away half cans of soda 10.When you start wetting your pants

5. When you do your homework 11.When you mumble to yourself

6. When you eat at Lakeside 12.When you doubt JOSH (What are ya, Nuts?)

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Top Ten Things Josh will most Likely dumb up on his Drivers Ed Test

 

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Click here to try your luck at some of the questions.

 

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Click here to hear! Click here to see JQP's Homepage! I'm going to swim up the river where the sun don't shine to Knob Creek! Dave's Home away from spicebush Click here to discuss Politics at Chicken Butt! Are you dead? Click here to find out if your checked into heaven yet! Click this to read my autobiography! Click on me to go to the Wee's official homepage! The only newsletter that comes out un-periodically, Cup of Joe I don't know why I made this page, but if you want to see it, it's vista's homepage Make your own conspiracy. Click here Click me to go to the Joke Index page! HaHa! I'd love to take you all to Joke Depot! Are we really alone? Click here to see the frightningly real UFO page Bigfoot? No way. That might be what you think now, but wait till you have all the facts before you make another asumption like that! Click here to see the world's most vicious dogs and fish. Just when you thought the water was safe!

To listen to the old song, Mr. Matthies, Click Here to Hear!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Last Update- 10-05-01