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I have no clue why I put the above pictures up. I guess to add flavor to my site. Jazz it up abit. Make it different from the rest. Because I want to push my page to the limits. And believe me, I have cookeyer picutes than that!

 


WoW, you have made it to JQP's official page!

JQP is more than just a made up company, it's a hobby.

JQP started out as a sixth grade project. Our assignment, to create our own product, and try to convince the rest of the class to buy it. It was due the week before the last day of school, then soon it was due two days before the end of school, and then the last day of school,and guess what she never collected and let us present, Our products.

Well, actually, JQP was around before that on some of my school supplies. Like Josh's School Glue. Then soon there was Josh's Fine Pickles. Always crisp and crunchy! But it all really took off, with that project. My product, JQP's first, recognized by the school, product was toothpaste. There were over 65 flavors and five sizes of bins.

JQP didn't die after that, rather, it took off. Soon, everything became JQP oriented. My thank you cards to relatives all said Josh's First Impressions. A branch of JQP. Today, almost four years after the first JQP product rolled off the line, I still have the very first JQP product. Matter of a fact, their all sitting at my house on my mantel like thing (It's as close as I'll get to a mantle for awhile).

No, this was NOT the end. In eighth grade, JQP shocked the class once again with a computer project. The assignment, make a newsletter using Word. We all know how that turned out. Now, JQP Today has a audience of 13 people and is growing weekly. As of 6-01-00 there has been 43 issues of JQP Today that have been printed.

If your curious about the JQP symbol, which you can see in the background, good. In seventh grade I offered a reward to anyone in my class who could draw me an easy to recreate symbol for JQP. I found a winner that very week (although she was unawear of the prize). So, here I am, two years later and I am still using that very same symbol. In case your wondering about his name, it's yet to be discovered.

To read a JQP Today, either visit http://www.angelfire.com/wi2/smackdown25

Or, you could request an issue from me. Doubtable that you'll get one though. I already have back orders to find and fill.

Other things about JQP and Co.

JQP has five books currently out, JQP's Chicken Pox for the Teenage Soul and JQP's Chicken Pox for the Teenage Soul part Two. Both books were insults and such. The other books are just jokes and other such stuff. Many people are anxiosly awaiting arival of a new book that I have been long promising. I have decided that it will be either Who Wants to Fill Out a Questionnaire? Or A Book called It. And then the sequal, The Lost Book.

 

If you have questions or comments about this page or any other created by JQP, then email me at

schultzjoshua@hotmail.com

JQP Today. Com, Your most informative, unreliable, late breaking, lie telling, garbage throwing, read newspaper out there. Also the first High School Tabloid. Email me schultzjoshua@hotmail.com Don't forget, recycle, for all of the grouches out there. They live here too you know!

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