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 Humor Depot
Duh
- Since light travels faster than sound, is that
why some people appear bright until you hear them
speak?
- If it's zero degrees outside today and it's
supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold
is it going to be?
- Why do you press harder on a remote control when
you know the battery is dead?
- Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient
funds fee" on money they already know you
don't have?
- Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
- Why are there 5 syllables in the word
"monosyllabic"?
- Why do they call it the Department of Interior
when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
- Why do scientists call it research when looking
for something new?
- How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges
didn't grow in it?
- Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put
garments in a suitcase?
- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we
still have monkeys and apes?
- Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a
mouse?
- Before they invented drawing boards, what did
they go back to?
- How do I set my laser printer on stun?
- How is it possible to have a civil war?
- If all the world is a stage, where is the
audience sitting?
- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest
have to drown too?
- If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still
#2?
- If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay
you to do it?
- If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still
be hungry?
- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you
done?
- Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot
at them?
- Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because
of that song?
- If the black box flight recorder is never damaged
during a plane crash, why isn't the whole
airplane made out of the stuff?
- Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
- If most car accidents occur within five miles of
home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles
away?
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