Dave's Page of Nonsense that can make a dollar or two
Things you didn't know you didn't know
Your tupay is made of astroturf
My brain is mush
Your beard is full of cabage
I have been struck by lightning twelve times
Stars are hanging lamps above the Earth
Venice is sinking
The Earth is flat
I can smell rain
Will you swim in the Sahara Desert with me?
Antifreeze comes from fish
Ducks will hunt you down
Camels drink sand
The Bermuda Triangle is really a square
Atumn comes after Winter
Cows are not predujuice
Pocahontus was a member of the Mafia
Honest Abe was from Jupiter
Dolphins Grow on trees
California fell of the coast
The Empire State building is made of recycled garbage
The gas age killed the dinosaurs
Martians made the Grand Canyon
Bad Breath killed the Rain Forests
Bill Clinton is Cuban
News Flash
June 11th, 1903- Siberian King shot dead by rebels
July 1st, 1929- Popeye the Sailor Man, makes his comic strip debut in the U.S
July 4th, 1985- Ruth Lawerence, age 13, finishes Oxford University Degree
September 1999- JQP Today, the first High School Tabloid, Makes it's Debut at LLHS
January 17th, 1934- Prosepector in South Africa finds 726 Carat Diamond
August 1994- Joshua Schultz started to say the word "Wee"
January 8th, 1904- Pope Pious X, forbids the wearing of low-cut evening gowns
