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Here I will talk about the issues facing our nation, school, and sometimes our universe.

First off, Our Universe.

Our universe is in dire parrel from Dan and Me.We are trying to blow out the Sun, by creating a black hole. We will accomplish this feat by shooting James's locker up there and then open the door.

 

Next our School.

Our school is in trouble because it always has a funky smell in all of the halls. The 400 hall (a.k.a Jabroni Drive) always smells like rotton eggs. The same smell is found in the 100 hall.

 

Finally our Nation.

Our nation is in distress currently because of gas prices. I think that we should all switch to a new kind of fuel. Like Natural Gas.

Thanks for coming to Chickenbutt.htm. Come again some other time when I will discuss other problems facing our world.

Plup Uh Wee-

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