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A Blonde's Wish

Three girls were stranded on a desert island after a shipwreck, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. One day after several months of living on the island, they saw something glittering in the sand near the shore. As they get closer to the object, the realize that it is a lantern. Jokingly, the redhead says to the brunette, I wonder if a genie will pop out if we shine it up. So of course while laughing at the thought they rub the lantern and sure enough a genie comes out and tells them all that he would grant three wishes. One for each of the girls. With eyes wide in amazement, they start thinking about what it is they really want. The redhead goes first and asks to be one of the most beautiful women of the world, and to be a super model in Milan. POOF! She's gone! The brunette goes next. She asks to be the smartest woman in the world and living in her home town surounded by her family and friends. POOF! She's gone! The blonde, who has been straining her brain to think up a wish, looks around the island and says to the genie, "Well, I am getting lonely here. Could you please bring back my two friends?"

She was sooooooooooo blonde that:

• she thought a quarterback was a fund
• she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
• she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center
• she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools
• she thought General Motors was in the army
• she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
• she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday
• under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics"
• she tripped over a cordless phone
• she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said concentrate
• she got stabbed in a shoot-out
• they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade
• at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put Sagittarius
• she asked for a price check at the Dollar Storeit takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes"
• she studied for a blood test-and failed
• she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train"
• she sold the car for gas money!
• when she saw the "NC-17 under 17 not admitted", she went home and got 16 friends
• when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved
• when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead
• when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home

There was a blonde and a burnette stranded on a small isalnd. They were 20 miles from shore. The burnette swam 5 miles, got tired, and swam back. The blonde swam 17 miles, got tired, and swam back!