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Y2K Compliant

Memo To: Immediate Supervisor Clark

From: Blondie

Subject: CHANGING CALENDARS

I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all the company calendars for next year. The calendars have returned from the printer, and are ready to be distributed with the following new months:

Januark, Februark, Mak, Julk

I also changed all the days of each week to:

Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak

We are now Y to K compliant.

49 Days

Eight very happy blondes walked into the neighborhood bar cheering, "49 days, 49 days," and giving each other high fives. One of them called out to the bartender, "Whew, we are celebrating...49 days...give us a round of beer."

They laughed and cheered and drank with the conversation being peppered with comments about 49 days. Every once in a while one of them would call for another round of beer to celebrate 49 days.

As much as the bartender tried to piece together the importance of 49 days, he could not. Finally, as he brought these eight happy blondes their eighth round of beers he could not hold his curiosity any longer. He said, "what's this big deal about 49 days that has you pretty ones out celebrating tonight."

One of the blondes turned to him and said, "Well, we got one of the jigsaw puzzles that said 2 to 4 years on the side of the box, and we were able to finish it in only 49 days."