Da V-Club - Answering what we've all been wondering
Okay, now even the most prude of us are wondering, well
have our boys ever done the big thrust? Well this page answers your
question. Let's start with AJ.
Name:AJ "I'm happy to see ya" McLean.
Admission into the V-Club - DENIED
Reasons - This guy is thrustier than Justin Timberlake.
But, we can't deny admission just on opinions. So ....
Quotes - “I've lost my virginity 16 times in the past two years"
Next applicant...
Name: JC Chasez
Admission into the V-Club: APPROVED
Reason: Lots of reasons. He's a sleepy guy, if he's doing anything in bed, its sleepin.
Quotes: "Are you a virgin?" JC-"Let's just say I am a gentlemen"
Send in da next one...
Name: Brian "I love my mommy" Littrell
Admission into the V-Club: STILL PENDING
Reason:At Yahoo Chat, when AJ gave us the low down on all the guys he said Brian's done it, and
I can't imagine this stud not having some girl convince him to give it to her baby. BUT Brian is a hard core
Bible thumper - (it means he's really into churchin), which means
he's not supposta have sex before marriage.
Quote #1: "Are any of you guys virgins? AJ says " Myself, Kevin, Howie and Brian are not"
Quote #2: "Actually, I have to say that I don't believe in having a sexual relationship outside of marriage."
Next!
Name: Chris "3 sisters, one daughter" Kirkpatrick
Admission into V-Club: DENIED
Reason: The guy is 27, its just sad if he's still hasn't used his stuff.
Quote:"Chris, are you a virgin?" Chris answered "No. I'm 27"
Send in the next one
Name: Howie "Latino Lover" Dorough
Admission into V-Club : DENIED
Reason: This guy's the Latino Lover, and I mean, he's like 26 years old, I'm sure he's done a few girls, maybe even guys, but that's a whole different page!
Quote: Umm we don't really have one for him except the AJ one
Next please!

Name: Lance "I miss Toby" Bass
Admission into the V-Club: APPROVED
Reason: Lance is moralled up good! Only serious relation ship this guy's had was with a horse. I didn't mean it like that ya perverts!
Quote: "Do you believe in sex before marriage?" Lance answered "No, I'm a gentleman"
Send in da next one!

Name: Kevin "Kev" Richardson
Admission into the V-Club: DENIED
Reason: He's admitted he's had sex, even though he does not believe in sex before marriage. Yeesh Kev, just pick one, do ya want it before or after you're hitched
Quote:“I fell in love with her and after a year we slept together for the first time. Even though I wanted it myself, I felt bad
and blamed myself. My belief doesn't allow sex before marriage.”
Next please!

Name: Thrustin Justin Timberlake
Admission into the V-Club: STILL PENDING
Reason: Gawd he's like the most popular guy in da group and no one's ever brought up the question! But I think
he's still got his innocense, he's a hard core Baptist, and if he did do someone, he'd have to of done them while he was in
*Nsync.
Quote: None available
NEXT!
Name: Nick "Chaos" Carter
Admission into the V-Club: APPROVED
Reason: This guy's like too busy touring to even think about gettin it on. Besides Nick was like 14 when he joined the group, he would have had to have done one of his fans on the road, or a girl friend who he hardly ever sees, cause he's on da road
Quote: "I have no sex life"
Our last applicant....
Name: Joey "Mmmm Jello" Fatone
Admission into the V-Club: STILL PENDING
Reason: Joey flirts with everyone and their mom. Watch him at a concert, he flirts with ANY girl in the front row. When me, Heidi and Katie went to the concert, half the reason we wanted front row seats was so we could flirt with Joey. And Heidi said
she has proof Joey's not in da v-club. Eeks! Let's not ask about that one. But Joey's never said either way, even though we all HIGHLY doubt he's got his virginity.
Quote:"Are you a virgin" Joey said - "That's a very personal question"
To the mothership!"
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Editor's Note: If some of you guys just didn't get this page "Da V Club", Da V Club is slang for if you're a virgin or not.
If you're in the V club, you're a virgin, if you're not in the v club, you're not a virgin.
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