Things That Go Unnoticed


Misconceptions, things overlooked, it all ends up here. So take a look!


Overlooked Case #1 - Chris Kirkpatrick Is A Male Whore!
Alright, this boy is scared shitless of committment! Friends of mine that are half his age have gone out longer than he has! Chris's longest relationship was three months. Yet he's done the deed! Bonus! He's easy! As soon as I'm of legal age...


Misconception # 1 - Chris Has 4 Sisters
This goes hand in hand with overlooked case #1. Y'know Chris's youngest sister, Taylor? *shakes head* It's his daughter. C'mon, 21 year younger sister?!? After a certain age, women just can't pop kids out anymore. Shouldn't his mom be around that age? And the names! Chris, Molly, Kate, Emily, then non gender specific Taylor?! No way.


Misconception #2 - Joey Fatone Jr. Is Fat
It's NOT true! The boy is built! I encourage him to wear wifebeaters *See da proof*. He's only got face pudge. But with a body and smile like that, does it matter?


Misconception #3 - Chris is Dumb!
Yep, the male whore is a smartie! Yeah, yeah, he's sooooo crazy, spinnin turn tables and shit. But he's gone to college twice! He got a degree in Music, and was getting another degree in psychology. And sometimes you come across a quote of Chris being serious and smart.

Mel's Note: Umm... Heidi, weren't you the one who told me that Chris was too stupid to get into Penn State? Hehe ahhh yes I remember..and this is a quote from Heidi from about 2 months ago, when I said to Heidi "I thought Chris went to Penn State." And Heidi replied "He failed like, Algebra, and Geometry, no offense but they wouldn't have let Chris into Penn State." Chris failed Geometry? WOOHOO! We have something in common!


Overlooked Case #2 - 'N Sync Never Disciplines for Swearing!
Screw that whole punch till ya say nookie crap! Have you heard *Nsync swear (or at least say a naughty word)? *nod* Have you seen them play that little nookie game? (or even scold for saying bad words)? *shakes head* I don't mind them swearing; just don't pretend you're saintly when you're not, aight boys?


Overlooked Case #3 - AJ Ain't Supposta Drive!
Alright, everyone go to da 50 facts about the Backstreet Boys, by clickin here . It says Fact #5 A.J. still doesn't have his drivers license! He' been touring so much he hasn't had time to go and take the written test again. Okay no drivers' license, okay no biggy, well yeah a biggy he's 21 for God's sake. Anywho, now look at this pic



Umm...Aj's kinda drivin a vehicle here. So pretty much, he's breakin da law. Now what I think is unfair is when I wanna drive over to my gramma's, which is about one eighth of a mile down the road from me, my mom tells me "No Melissa, you don't have a license." But AJ can drive any where he pleases for FIVE YEARS, with no license! Gawd, at least I have a temps permit! Darn AJ.


Overlooked Case #4 - Chris's Mom Doesn't Really Like Him...
Hasn't ANYONE noticed this? She really doesn't like him! Like during the Disney Concert. "People come up to me and say 'Oh I bet you're your son's biggest fan!' And I say 'I bet not! I'm his mother! Could've avoided the damn brat if I just would have taken the pill like my mother told me..." Okay well she doesn't really say that last part but I bet she sure was thinkin it! And then during the Disney Concert Chris points to her and mouths "That's my mom. She's crazy." Watch her reaction. Thank the Lord she didn't have a gun or else Chris wouldn't be on this earth today.


Unnoticed Thing #1 - Da Hidden Message In Da *Nsync Song "I Just Wanna Be With You"
Alright on *Nsync's song "I Just Wanna Be With You" at the very end of the song Joey says "*NSync...Full force...SEX!" I had to listen to it a couple times before I caught it. Its very trickily placed in there but once ya catch it its pretty obvious. I mean what the hell is that all about? It's kinda scarey soundin ain't it? Well..it more creeps me out than anything! And the fact they put it in their like a subliminal message! Gawd...what's their next CD gonna have hidden on it? Probably Backstreet death threats! Hehe

Unnoticed Thing #2 - AJ Almost Smacks Brian In The Head In The Music Video 4 "I Want It That Way" Hasn't anyone else noticed this in the 3,000 times its been played on TRL? It's the part wear they are standing in front of the air plane and Nick just starts to sing "But we are two worlds apart". Watch AJ during that part! Lol Brian even like flinches! AJ's so violent. We need to start a "Send AJ To Theropy" Campaign. Lets face it, he needs help.





Unnoticed Thing #3 - JC's Fly Is Unzipped For 2 Songs During The Disney Concert
HOT DAMN! For the last two songs in the Nsync Disney Concert Special. Watch his crotch during the last song (like yalls weren't already) ya get a little sneak peek at his whities. Okay, not convinced? At the end of the concert when the guys are on stage goofin of...at the very very end when JC runs like up to the camera..THERE! Ya see it! So if ya got it taped (like me and Heidi do), watch it :) ITS WORTH IT! Hehe


Unnoticed Thing #4 - Brian's Love For His Cuz
Woah there Brian. I knew people in Kentucky liked their cousins...but not THIS much. Okay by now yer all going huh? So let me explain. I was checkin ours email, and coinsidentally boppin to my Backstreet Boys CD. And I got a great tip ( Thanks to Laura fer pointin this one out) Has anyone else noticed in "Get Down" when Brian is supposed to say "I feel in heaven when I look in yer eyes" it sounds a whole lot like he's saying "I'm feelin Kevin when I look in yer eyes" Yeeks!!! Now I knew a lot people want to feel Kevin..I just didn't know Brian was one of them!


Unnoticed Thing #5 - Nick Loves Da Word SEX
Oh think about it! In every freakin Backstreet Boys song that says the word sex - or anything with sex in it Nick Carter sings that lyric!! How come I get da feeling every time Nickers sings "Seeeeex" they have to stop the track cause he starts gigglin like a school girl. Oh Nickers...lol maybe that IS his sex life. (Thanks to DoLyPhInM for pointin that out)


Overlooked Case #5- AJ has syphilis-
Yeah, I know, this doesn't surprise many of us does it? Okay, for all you little teeny-boppers who don't know what syphilis is. Here is a little excerp from my Health book:
Syphilis:
Syphilis is and STD that can attack and do serious damage to the body. It is one of the most dangerous STDs. Syphilis can cause blindness and insanity. And it can kill.

Syphilis has three stages. The symptoms of the first and second stages may go away so that the person thinks he or she is healthy. There can be a long time between stages, too. The second stage may not happen for months after the first stage. The third stage, with its serious damage to the body may not happen for up to 20 years. But even if the signs leave, the disease is still there.


That's most of it. Or at least the good stuff... now, for my mean comments... Meaning there are so many, I'm gonna number 'em.
1. Syphilis is an STD... now who ever would have thought AJ would have unprotected sex? lol
2.Syphilis causes blindness... now we all know the *real* reason AJ wears sunglasses all the time.
3.It causes insanity. Seriously, would any sane person wear some of the crap AJ wears? I think not...
4.It takes up to 20 years for the third stage (blindness & insanity) to show. What I think this means is that Denise (AJ's mom) might have had syphilis (no offense Denise!) and passed it to AJ during birth, and in his later teens, he started dressing bad and wearing sunglasses.

It's scary how many ways this makes sense....

Uh oh! Better go home!

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