I got dis friend
His name be Chris
He's gotta dog named Busta
He likes to piss
A lot
Yo, ain't dat honey hot?
Chris is older than me
But dat don't matter
Cause he be real crazee
Even if he's got a kid
Oops! Yo I wasn't supposed to say that
Yo cut it! Sorry Chris.
Cow go MOOOOO!
Beavers go QUACK QUACK!