I got dis friend

His name be Chris

He's gotta dog named Busta

He likes to piss

A lot

Yo, ain't dat honey hot?

Chris is older than me

But dat don't matter

Cause he be real crazee

Even if he's got a kid

Oops! Yo I wasn't supposed to say that

Yo cut it! Sorry Chris.





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