I HATE TOPANGA!!!


Okay, for those of you who don't know, Danielle Fishel (Boy Meets World's Topanga) has been dating Lance for the past couple months. And yes, the only reason I hate her is because she is dating Lance. (Not that I really cared for her before...) And yes again, I am jealous but ONLY because of the fact that she gets to date Lance. I am not jealous of her looks. I really don't care to look like a big lipped troll who wears pink excessively to cover up her manliness...

What the HELL does our Lance see in Topanga? Well I came up with a list of possible reasons of why Lance would degrade himself to dating that troll.

Why Lance Is Dating Danielle Fishel
1. To prove the "Lance is gay" rumors are NOT true.
2. He got lonely after Toby died.
3. Lance thinks it's fun yelling out "Topanga!" when they're doing it.
4. BSB went public with their girlfriends and he got jealous.
5. Ben Savage (Topanga's fiancee Cory on Boy Meets World) is paying him so Danielle will stop thinking they're really getting married.
6. Lance needed some big news to get everybody's minds off of Poofoo!
7. He doesn't really like Danielle; obviously making her the hate of millions of preteen girls will get her killed sooner or later. (If all goes my way, sooner more than later...)
8. Dating the devil adds to the bad boy image he's been striving for.
9. She wrote her so damn many letters, he thought "What the hell?" and gave her a shot!
10. What the hell are you talking about? Bop quoted him saying they're just good friends. And Bop like, never lies!

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