Oh...we know yer shame. You love BSB, Nsync, and all them boy bands. But you hide da fact that ya love em. Do you often shop? And say like and ohmigosh ALL DA FREAKIN TIME? Sorry, yer a teeney bopper. Oh sure yer in dinal now, but read da warning signs. And then see if yer ready to admit it.
Teeney Bopper Warning Signs
You dress like Juju cause you KNOW he'll notice ya if yer dressed alike.
You love Brian, hate Leighanne, and wanna help Brian raise Tyke.
You bead dazzle "Property of Joey Fatone" on the ass of all yer jeans
When someone asks you yer hobbies you reply - "JC"
You and yer pal *cough* Kelly *cough* have it perfectly plotted out how you two are gonna drug and kidnap AJ and Kevin, and then high tail it outta the country. (Kel's Note: That's a fool proof plan! Don't go dissin' it!!)
You're stalkin the stock boy at Pick N Save, who looks like Lance, and even though he PLEADS with you to call him Dave (his "real" name) ya call him Lance, ask how Toby is, and beg with him to sing da POOFU song
You taped the 8 hour Mickey Mouse Club marathon and have started using JC's "cool" slang (i.e. "Don't go barney on me dude" or "I wouldn't do that - SURFERS HONOR!!!"), even though yer pals have BEGGED you to stop.
You search the net fer naked Howie Dorough pics, just cuase you know they're out there some where
You broke up with yer boy friend cause "he wasn't crunk enough"
You bought and LIKED the European techno versions of "Tearin Up My Heart" and "I Want You Back".
Yer only applying to the colleges 98 Degrees went to - just incase their are some clones still their
You know what JC's "sex growl" is.
You joined golf cause Brian Littrell listed it as a hobby *cough* HEIDI *cough*
You think of the whole Poofu thing as a good sex game *cough* Mel *cough*
You convinced the mean 4th graders at the play ground that you, Heidi, and yer cuz Katie were all related to Brian Littrell
Mel's Note: If for some reason yer sitting their thinkin "Wait a minute..those three EXTREMELY beautiful and cool high school girls on the swings at the park convinced ME and my dorky clique of scrubby friends, that THEY were Brian's cousin." This means YOU ARE A JERK - seeing if you can sing over us...and it means yer gulible as all hell. :)
When all Justin's hair falls out from over dosin on peroxide - yer gonna shave yer head.
You bug Amanda from Nsync's Got It Goin On every night fer Juju's address.
Mel's Note: Lol SHE DON'T HAVE IT - so I don't want you obsessive Thrusty (Justin) fans buggin her. Er I'll mail you them neked Howie pics we found. And you Howie fans..lol you've probably suffered enough...but still don't bug her :)
You wrote "Spank me Kevy" all over yer AP US book.
You bring yer 98 Degrees folder to every class, ya don't use it for any of yer classes because you don't wanna ruin it, its PURELY a lookin folder.
You WANT a pair of dem Backstreet Boys undies, and when ya get em - yer gonna go to yer boy band hatin clique and show off your unders.
You think FuMan Skeeto is a good thing.
Everyday you make sure you drop by iGive.com to earn your 5 cents each for HoDo and Reverend Littrell's charities.
When spacing off nobody can get your attention no matter how loud somebody yells your name, yet if they whisper "Kevin" you jerk your head in their direction to see what they are talking about. (Which leaves you embarrassed and them dying of laughter.)
Stock has been purchased because the symbol is one of the guys initials. Such as: KSR or JRT or HDD etc.
You've turned your mom into a teenybopper, also.
Everytime the word 'sex' or 'condom' is mentioned- ya think of Joey or AJ
Millennium isn't a time period, it's an object of obsession
Tearin up my heart and sooooole.
My froat hurt :(
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