Song Dedications
Okay this page is pretty self explanatory. But for all you slow
thinkers out there I'll explain it. These are songs WCToaN think should
be dedicated to misc. boy band memebers.
Song: Ghetto Superstar - By Mya, Pras, and all those peoples.
To: Justin "What's the deall yo?" Timberlake.
Why: He's a super star straight from the ghetto of Memphis, foo!
Song: My Way - By Usher
To: Joey "Jell-O" Fatone Jr.
Why: I don't know, the song sorta fits him. And he can have it his way at Burger King!
*to the tune of that cathy lil Burger King jingle* Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce..
Song: What's My Age Again? - By Blink 182
To: Chris Kirkpatrick
Why: Let's let the lyrics talk...."My friends say I should act
my age....What the hell is ADD?....Still act like I'm in freshman year...
Nobody likes you when your 23...er, hittin 30 and in a boy band..."
Song: The Toothbrush Song - By The Smurfs
To: JC Chasez
Why: Alright, I doubt you guys have heard this bad baby, but it goes
"I'm a pink tooth brush, You're a blue tooth brush, have we met somewhere
before? I'm a pink toothbrush, you're a blue tooth brush and we met by the
bathroom door!" When Mel was 3, it was the only thing in the world that would
get her to brush her teeth. Hey maybe it'll do the trick for JC. And if not, he
can always make a lil jazzy version out of it.
Song: Eat Eat Eat - By Justin Timberlake and Joey Fatone Jr. on drums (Don't get it? Watch the all access thing)
To: Nick Carter
Why: I don't care if it's Be Nice To Nick Carter week! It fits the boy properly!
Mel's Note: It could have also fit Joey, Heidi! You guys she's not even trying to
keep away from being mean to Nick Carter! I say we make a "Make Fun of Chris Kirkpatrick" Week,
just to teach her a lesson!
Heidi's Note: Shut up or I'll make a "Make Fun of Mel For Making a "Be Nice to Nick Carter Week" Week."
Song: No Scrubs - By TLC
To: Howie "Spank me" Dorough
Why: Cause when this boy is in the shower, its guaranteed there's no scrubs!
Song: My Baby's Daddy - By Um...We don't remember, you remember it, the whole chorus is some whiney girl sayin "Dat's just my baby's daddy, dat's just my baby's daddy"
To: AJ "Let's Go Back To My Hotel Room" McLean
Why: Cause that's just my baby's daddy! Right AJJ? (AJ Jr.)
Song: Squeeze Toy - By Boom Tang Boys
To: Jeff Timmons
Why: Cause he can be my squeeze toy ANYTIME!
Song: Genie In A Bottle - By Christina Aguilera
To: Kevin Richardson
Why: Cause he used to be Aladdin at Disney World. Hehe, and cause I want him to come come come on and let me out! *wink wink*
Song: Where My Girls At - By 702
To: Hanson
Why: Where are our girls at? After MMMBOP they kinda disapeared. THANK GOD!
Song:Tell Me It's Real - By KC and JoJo
To: Britney Spears
Why: Yeah I know this is a BOY BAND humor page but I couldn't resist this one! I mean every one's
always asking about her misc. body parts; which she tells us are real, when its painfully
obvious to everyone but her, they aren't. Besides, by dedicating this one to Brit Brit I get to let my opinion
of her out. "I HATE DA SKANK!" Whew, now ya all know. I, Melissa, can't stand her.
Song: Anywhere - By 112
To: Heidi
Why: This is Chris Kirkpatrick's song to Heidi. Why? Well like on the second
verse, it sounds just like Chris! Ya know the guy saying he wants to do it
on his water bed. So that's Chris's sex song to Heidi. :)
Song: Unpretty - By TLC
To:Britney Spears
Why: This song is sooooo her! Its all about buyin prettiness! Let me quote a lyric "You can buy your hair if ya don't grow." She bought it didn't she? Yep.
She bought her chest too...um...rumor has it da lips were bought too. I'm sure the nose is next. Yeeks that thing shoulda been first. Another reason this is dedicated to her
my friend told me (before I had heard the song) it was written about her, hehe and I believed her!!! I'm such a dweeb.
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