You all know the rumors of how Backstreet Boys and 'N Sync aren't exactly "friendly"
to each other. Well, me (Heidi) and Mel put 'em to the test when we made...uh I mean
invited them to sleepover at our place.
(The night starts off in the living room. BSB position themselves on one
side of the room, 'N Sync on the other.)
Mel: Well, let's get things rolling! How does Twister sound to y'all? *wink, wink*
*Howie Dorough of BSB winks back and Mel is thoroughly disgusted.*
Joey Fatone, Jr. of 'N Sync: *laughing* Ya know, actually, there's this verison
of Twister I play, actually. Say, got any Jell-O, whipped cream, and tight leather?
*Everyone stares bewildered at Joey, who laughs nervously then stares at his feet.*
Heidi: Okay, Twister's out.
Nick Carter of BSB: Got anything to eat?
Mel: What would you like?
Chris Kirkpatrick of 'N Sync: A tub of butter.
*Everyone laughs*
Nick: Actually, yeah that does sound good...
*Mel and Heidi go to the kitchen to get Nick his butter.*
Heidi: See? They get along fine.
*Mel hands Nick the butter and he digs in.*
Justin Timberlake of 'N Sync: Yo, I be bored.
Howie: Nice to meet ya, bored! I'm Howie! *winks*
AJ McLean of BSB: *smacks Howie upside the head*
Lance Bass of 'N Sync: Uh, Can I say something?
Heidi: The floor's yours, cause you're from Mississippi.
Lance: Uh, well, why don't we all, y'know, play Truth or Dare?
Mel: Hot damn and God bless the albino!
Heidi: Lance, you go first. Pick someone.
Lance: Alright...*looking around* Brian.
Brian Littrell of BSB: I'll choose Dare.
Mel: *whispering to Lance* Dare him to...me...closet...
*Lances eyes widen.*
Lance: Oh my goodness...
*Heidi smacks Mel for being a pervert.*
Lance: Uh, how bout you moon the next car.
Brian: Alright, I can handle that...
Editor's Note: Ha ha! We live in the middle of nowheres! There's an average of about 2 vehicles going past our house
in one hour.
*Half an hour later*
Brian: C'mon, there hasn't been a single car yet! I'm cold, and Heidi's used two rolls
of film already! Can I at least pull my pants up?
*Mel, 'N Sync and BSB (minus Brian) stand on the deck laughing.*
Chris: It's up to Lance. He called the Dare.
Lance: Alright Brian, I guess you can come back in.
*Brian pulls his pants up and runs back to the house with Heidi following close behind.*
AJ: B-Rok's turn to pick!
*At this point everybody's getting along just fine and actually enjoying themselves.*
Brian: I'll pick JC.
JC Chasez of 'N Sync: Okay, I'll pick Truth. I don't want to end up like Brian...
Heidi: Nah uh, JC! You gotta pick Dare! The magazine says so!
*Heidi hands JC a Bop in which he is quoted saying in Truth or Dare, he usually picks Dare (or something along those lines...)*
JC: But I-
Heidi: *glaring at JC* The magazine SAID so!
JC: Okay, okay. Dare.
*Heidi is satisfied and sits back on Chris's lap.*
Brian: Y'know. I've always wondered what you would look like as a girl...
JC: No way man...C'mon. Anything but that.
*One cat fight over lipstick shades between Lance and Mel, 1 stuffed bra, and a half an hour later...*
*Mel is taking pictures.*
Mel: Just wait till Bop gets a hold of these...
JC: There, you've had your laughs.
*JC stomps off to become a man again.*
Heidi: Alright, now I know it's not my turn, but Justin, what's the deally with Brit Brit?
Justin: *Ahem* I am "single and ready to mingle."
*Justin winks at Heidi suggestively. Howie winks at Justin.*
Justin: WTF! I ain't gay, boy! Don't be winkin' at me!
Kevin Richardson of BSB: Hey, leave the poor guy alone.
Howie: *sniff* Yeah, it's a twitch. I- I can't help it.
Justin: Yeah and I can't help dis either.
*Justin violently punches Howie. This causes a riot. Justin continues beating on Howie for twitichting and
winking. Joey and Nick are in the kitchen fighting over Twinkies. AJ is kicking Chris's ass for
stealing his "I'm So Crazy!" image. Lance is "wrasslin'" Brian good 'cause they're both southern boys and
neither had had a good wrasslin' match in a while. Kevin is opponentless and being mature, as usual.*
*Mel runs to the bathroom to get JC. She stops in the bathroom door shocked when she sees JC singing "...Baby One More Time"
into the mirror, still fully dressed in drag...and liking it.*
Mel: What the hell?!?
JC: I...uh. I can explain. Really.
*Heidi grabs JC.*
Heidi: There's no time! C'mon!
*Heidi and Mel take JC to Kevin.*
Heidi: There. Fight 'em, Kev. Fight 'em, GOOD!
Kevin: I can't.
Mel: Just why the hell not?!
Kevin: Well, I was taught not to hit girls...
JC: You sayin' I'm a girl?!
*JC kicks off the heels and attacks Kev with a war cry of "I'll show you, pretty boy!"*
Mel: Woo! Hot damn, Bop's never gonna believe this one!
Heidi: Good thing we got pictures!
*Mel and Heidi dance a happy dance in the middle of the fighting boybands.*
So, that's the real story. Mel and Heidi set the whole thing up for a Bop exclusive. However, the money they recieved for their story barely covered
the bill caused by the destruction of two fighting boybands. Moral of the story: Never trust Bop! They're cheap!
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