Hey fellow teeny boppers! Guess what! Me and Heidi got to go shopping with the Backstreet Boys!
WOOHOO! It didn't turn out exactly how we planned but here's how it went anyways (if you believe me and Heidi
really got to go shopping with the BSB, you're a moron)
Heidi - So where do you guys wanna go first?
Nick Carter - Franny's Fudge!!
Kevin Richardson - Wicks 'N Sticks!!
Howie Dorough - Bath and Body Works!!
Brian Littrel - The church gift shop!!
AJ McLean - Naughty But Nice!!
*Heidi and Mel give each other an "ohmigosh" look*
Mel - Well we'll go to all those stores. Oh wait! There's Gap! Let's go there first!
Howie - *excited* Okay!
Howie runs into the entrance of the Gap store, and Mel and Howie walk ahead of the others into Gap*
AJ - Man, I hate this store!
Heidi - Why?
AJ- It's so normal and boring!
Kevin - Are yall talking about me again?
AJ - Nah, this STORE, it's boring!
Kevin - I'm there!
Kevin casually walks into the Gap store trying to catch up to Mel and Howie*
Heidi - (to Brian and Nick) Are you guys going in?
Nick- Nope! I'm gonna go look through the trash for fries!
Heidi - You do that Nick. Brian, what about you?
Brian - God apprieciates patience!
Heidi - Huh?
Brian - God apprieciates patience, you know, GAP
Heidi - Ummm, I think this is a different Gap than you are thinking of. This one doesn't have to do with God.
Brian - Heidi, all things have to do with God.
Heidi - Yeah fine, but this is a clothing store. Are you going in or not?
Brian - No, God and my mom would want me to spend my money on more wholesome things.
Heidi - Um, yeah. I think I'll stay out here with you guys.
Brian - Wanna quiz me on the Bible?
Heidi - Nah, that's okay.
*Melissa, Howie and Kevin walk out of the store, with Howie whimpering*
Heidi - (to Mel) What happened?
Mel - Oh they didn't have Howie's size in women's and Kevin thought the store was too wild
Heidi - Well, go get Nick and let's go to Wicks and Sticks.
*Mel goes and gets Nick, who has found a half eaten pretzel and a sticky opened bag of chips*
Brian - Where are we going now?
Mel - Wicks and Sticks
AJ - Alright now that's what I'm talking about!
Nick - (eating his chips) What do you mean?
AJ - Porno shops are my kinda store
Mel - AJ you moron! Wicks 'N Sticks is a candle and wood works store!
AJ - Awww, damn. Why the hell are we going there?
*Brian screams*
Heidi - What's wrong?!
Brian - (whimpering) He said hell!
Heidi - (very sarcastically)Well you better go look up in your church handbook what to do.
Brian - (worried) But it's at home!
Mel - (ignoring Brian) Do we really need to go to Wicks 'N Sticks?
Nick - Let's not!
Heidi - Why not?
Nick - (looking down at his shoes) Fire makes me wet the bed.
*Everyone but Nick and a still worried Brian give each other a scared look*
Kevin - Let's skip Wicks 'N Sticks
Heidi - I agree. Okay where next?
Brian - How about Foot Locker?
Nick - No can do.
Howie - Why not?
Nick - Shoe horns give me gas.
Mel - Is there any store you can go to?
Nick - *sneaky smile* Yeah! The food court!
Mel - Oh geese, let's go!
*Everyone walks over to the food court. Brian orders a soda and pretzel, Howie orders tofu and a capachieno latte. AJ orders fries and a hamburger. Heidi orders
fries and chocolate ice cream cone. Mel gets a soda and fries. Nick gets one order of french fries, 2 orders of curly fries, one hamburger, a cheeseburger - no ketchup, one giant pickle, a mini bag of Doritos
a mini bag of fritos, 2 pretzels, nachos, 2 sodas, 3 chili dogs, a corn dog, rock candy, and a large cookie. And Kevin orders a glass of water and a hamburger with no burger (cause he doesn't like exotic food) Everyone goes and sits one those benchy things they have in the mall*
Mel - (to Nick) You're never gonna finish all that.
AJ - (nudges Mel) I wouldn't put money on that.
*Nick is throwing food into his mouth left and right*
Heidi - (to Nick) Why don't I help you with that rock candy?
*Heidi reaches for the rock candy. As she goes for it Nick grabs Heidi's hand and gives her a scarey look*
Nick - (in his mean voice)I suggest you get your hand off my candy.
Heidi - Okay! Okay! Sorry. I just wanted some rock candy.
Kevin - I'll get you some.
Heidi - Really? Awww Kevin, that's so nice, thanks!
Kevin - (eagerly) Its mature and responsible of me right?
Heidi - Um yeah.
*Kevin and Heidi go get some rock candy and go back to the benchy thing*
Heidi - (eating the rock candy) This is good! (to Kevin) Want some?
Kevin - (putting some into his mouth) What's in it?
Heidi - Sugar and food coloring.
*Kevin starts coughing. Brian drops his soda and runs over to Kevin and Heidi. Brian starts patting Kevin on the back to get him to spit up the rock candy*
Brian - (to Heidi) What are you crazy?! You can't give Kevin sugar!
Mel - Why not?
AJ - Hamburgers are exotic for Kev and you're asking us why he can't have sugar?
Mel - Well excuse me BONER!
*As they continue to fight, Kevin realizes he likes sugar...a lot! And soon him and Heidi have finished their rock candy*
Brian - Alight, just hand me the rock candy and there won't be anything to argue about.
Howie - Kevin, where's the rock candy?
Heidi - Ummm...
Kevin - We ate it.
Brian - Sweet Jesus! Twenty seven years of keeping him pure wasted because of you! (Brian points to Heidi)
Heidi - Woah, he hasn't had sugar his whole life?
Mel - You mean Kevin lost his virginity before he's had sugar?
Howie - Guys....there's something wrong with Kevin...
*All stare as Kevin starts to twitch, Nick even pulled himself away from his food*
Nick - He's gonna explode!
*Nick begins to cry and runs to Brian for comfort*
Editor's Note - Alright. At this point me and Heidi came up with two endings from this point. To read the other ending click here
Mel - If he hasn't had sugar until now he's gonna get one hella sugar rush.
Kevin - Hey guys, whatta ya talkin about, huh? Hey guys, guys, where we gonna go now, huh? Guys?
Howie - I think it just kicked in.
*Everyone stares as Kevin tries to do cartwheels, shouting "Look at me guys! Look"
Heidi - Well, where do the rest of us wanna go?
AJ - Let's hit Sam Goody.
Mel - Okay, HEY KEVIN! Lets go!
*Kevin gets distracted when he hears his name and cartwheels into a store window. He jumps back unphased and skips back to everyone else*
Heidi - (to Kevin) We're going to Sam Goody now.
Kevin - Cool! Can I have a piggy back ride?
Heidi - Uh...how bout you give me one?
Kevin - Sure!
*Heidi hops on Kevin, and eveyone starts off toward Sam Goody*
Nick - *whimpers*
Mel - What's wrong now Nick?
Nick - I wanna go to Kaybee Toys.
Heidi - (frustrated) Listen Nick, you're nineteen years old. Grow up!
*Nick starts bawling*
Mel - (to everyone but Nick)Just ignore him and he'll stop.
Nick - Nuh uh! I'll...I'll..run away! Yeah! And ....I'll start my own band! Yeah..and we'll be called Nick Carter and the Twinkies!
Howie - *nudges Mel and Heidi* That's what he wanted the Backstreet Boys to be called too.
AJ - Fine Nick run away! i don't give a flying *beep* anymore!
*Nick runs away to Kay-bee Toys crying*
Heidi - (still on Kevin's back) I'm tired can we end it here you guys?
Mel - Yeah I agree.
*Kevin, Heidi and Mel look to the rest of the BSB. AJ is at Claire's trying to convince them to pierce his belly button and nipple.
Howie is spazzing and twitching from all the excitement, and Brian is performing and exercism to get the "evil twitches" out of Howie.
Mel - (to Kevin)- Think they'll mind if we just leave?
Kevin - They usually don't.
*Kevin, Heidi and Melissa leave the mall*
So what happened after that? We couldn't just leave ya wondering could we? Nah. Well AJ never did get his piercings. They refused him, he got mad and told them to pierce this, and he got arrested for indeicent exposure.
Kevin, Melissa and Heidi went to a grass growin contest and Kevin got warn out from excitement, then drove Heidi and Mel home.
Brian and Howie also got arrested. After they thought they had Howie's twitching under control, he spazzed and twitchedat some big bad biker.
The biker got mad and punched Howie. Then the biker's biker goonie friends came after Brian and Brian through his Bibles at them, knocking them out.
The next day Kevin bailed AJ, Brian and Howie out of jail. But what about Nick? Well he did start his own band. Carter and the Twinkies. But after the three other guys realised what a prick
Nick Carter was they kicked him out and changed their name to C Note, and replaced Nick with a Nick Carter look alike (click here to see the look alike, and no one was the wiser. Nick then pleaded with the Backstreet Boys to let him back in the group. They agreed and jumped Nick back into the BSB.
THE END
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