Let's face it; they could put Nsync on TAMPONS and peoples would go crazy for it. When marketing people sit at a meeting - whether they're advertisin green beans to alluminum siding, SOMEHOW they'll tie a boy band in there to sell there products. Need examples? Herbal Essences, Sears, Sweet Valley High books, pretty bad huh? Well we tapped into Boy Band Headquarters and found out what products are NEXT to be endoarsed by the guys. Here are our findings!

*Nsync Crunk Bars
Just a cheap rip off of Nestle's Crunch Bars? You betcha! Get your daily dose of crunkiness all in one funkalicious candy bar! Da crunk bar is the OFFICIAL candy bar of *Nsync, and fully endoarsed by da WCToaN Crew. 3 our of 5 Nsync members can't tell the difference between this and real da real candy bar!

*N Zinc
Need JC's pep? Justin's muscles? Joey's sex drive? You can get all this and more in *Nsync's special unique *N Zinc vitamins! A good mix of Nsync's medicine cabinet gives you the Nsync nutrition and goodness! There's zinc, LSD, steriods, calcium, vitamin C, viagra, and rogaine all mixed into one pill! Go get your bottle of *N Zinc vitamins before the FDA pulls em off da market!

Da Ebonic Plague
Juju wrote a book! You bet yo bootey. Da Ebonic Plague is a book about Justin's life from "da ghetto" of Memphis into his stardom of today. All in Juju's all own words! Need an excerpt? Okays -


"And as I stood on dat stage at age 7...singin country music, in da cowboy hat..cowboy boots dat my ma picked out fo me, seein all da peoples smilin and giggelin at me I decided right then and there...I never wants to be White again....

Oh you know these bad boys are gonna sell out soon! So get the unedited...uncut version of Juju in "Da Ebonic Plague"

Howie Dorough's Guide To Spanish


Unsatisfied with the other Learn to Speak Spanish books on da market, Howie decided to right his own "unique" guide to learning Spanish - with useful pharses not provided in other Spanish books. Here's a cut from the book.

English - Stop laughing at me
Spanish- Pare el reírse de mí

English- Yes, I am a Backstreet Boy!
Spanish- Sí, soy un muchacho de Backstreet!

English - Yeah, I know Kevin
Spanish - Conozco sí Kevin

English - Yeah, I can get you Kevin's autograph
Spanish- Sí, puedo conseguirle la dedicatoria de Kevin

English - Where are the "special" night clubs?
Spanish - Dónde están los clubs de noche " especiales "?

98 Degrees Deoderant
When you hug people do they end up soaked? Did you take the Old Spice challenge and fail? Do you sweat more than Nick Lachey on an awards show? Then this is the deoderant fer you! PH balanced for a 98 Degreeser but made fer a teeney bopper.



Ewww...I have SNOT!
Ewww...I said *SNOT*

Peoples - we don't wanna situation like the Juju solo album - these products are NOT real! Neither is that damn Justin solo album. Okay? SNOT! SNOT! SNOT! SNOT! SNOT! SNOT! SNOT! SNOT! !




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