We have a confession. Kelly, I,and Heidi are about as immature as 6 year olds. Oh well it keeps us happy. And one of the funnest thing to do is send prank emails! So here is our collection of prank emails, and the responses we got.

Mel's Resume To Ryan@fumanskeeto.com

Hi! I'm Melissa "I'm doing AJ" *MYLASTNAME*. I know you said to mail press kits to your address but I am sending you a press kit for being a FUMAN SKEETO MODEL!! Yes I know I'm excited about it too. Why did I choose fuman skeeto to send my resume to? Well - just because I think you guys are so into the cutting edge of fashion. Here's me "stats"

Mel's Note: Peeps these ARE NOT my real stats - they are all obviously fake!

Name: Melissa
Age: 16
Height: 5ft. 10 in
Weight: 110lbs.
Hair color: Blonde
Eye color: Blue
bio explaining where I came from: I'm from the hood originally. I worked my way out of the ghettos of Oostburg Wisconsin, and now live in my 5 story mansion in a near by town.

My goal is and why: My goal is to spread my beautiful face around..and to inspire girls to be as pretty as me!

what inspires me: My mirror. And the fact that every modeling job has the potential for me to get laid.

I am oh so serious about my career as a model! And don't worry I won't be charging you for the time I took out of my schedual to write this letter.

Your V.I.P.
mELISSA

Response: None

Mel's Letter To Howie@backstreetboys.com

Hello, this is Dr. Bankwell from the 78th Street pharmacy, with a friendly reminder for Howard Dorough. You're twitch medication is in and you can pick it any time now from 9am - 3pm Monday - Friday.

Dr. Bankwell

Response: HEY EVERYBODY WHASSUP?! THANKS FOR YOUR OVERWELMING SUPPORT. WE KNOW YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THE SHOW!!!!!!!!! WE ARE HAVING SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS ONE.

WATCH FOR OUR NEWEST VIDEO TO DEBUT ON MTV VERY, VERY SOON.

SEE YA ON THE ROAD!

LOVE, THE BSB'S

Comments: Aww..now Howie will never know his twitch medicine is in!

Mel's Letter To JC@nsync.com

Hey BABY! What's up? Listen next time yer in Milwaukee, come over to my house so I can get to know you a little better. *wink wink* How do you feel about marketing naked pictures of yerself on our website? Awww, come on, give us a reason to like you more than Justin. Are you guys like praising Juju everyday? Ya know cause like, when yall say some pretty shit headed stuff he kinda saves you with his lame, cheesey, makes ya go awww, saved yer ass replies. So, back to the reason I'm writing, you should come to Milwaukee and give me some. Okay?

Love and kisses,
Mel

Response: So how's it going? Thanks for the message. Hey, we really appreciate all your support. It's so great to have loyal fans, NSYNC wouldn't be the same without you. Take care of yourself and please be sure to stay tuned to http://www.nsync.com for all the latest.

Comments: Think this one was automated? Hmm yeah I kinda think so. I would really like to see what he says for some of those propositions!

Our Letter To Ryan@FuManSkeeto.com

Yo, WAZ UP!!!!! So like, ryan BAH BEE! Do you like, WEAR Fu Man Skeeto clothes? Like, in public? Or what? Talk to me BABY! Hey like, you don't work at the theater, do you? Cause, there's a guy named ryan there and I think it just might be you. I'll ask next time I see you there, aight?! YEAH!

The butter on your popcorn,
mElIdI

Response: None

Our Letter To Webmaster@FuManSkeeto.com

Okay, if this is the place to report bugs then here goes...

There's a bunch of ants in the corner. And by that crumb on the floor. They come in through the hole in the door around 4:30 PM. See what you can do about it. Thanks! CaTcH yA oN dA fLiP sIdE!

mYrTlE dA tUrTlE
PS WILL U MARRY ME? I'M SINGLE AND READY 2 MINGLE!
PPS Does it bug you when people write you ridiculous letters having to do with nothing in general?


Response: None

Mel's Letter to FuManFans@FuManSkeeto.com

I have a question, why aren't the guys shirts middrifts? Don't guys like middrifts? Justin Timberlake likes midrifts! And how come there aren't ANY Brian articles? I mean...whats the deallyo? And how come Chris has his own clothing line? Why doesn't Justin have his own clothing? Are you friends with Chris? Can Chris get me in touch with Justin? I mean I LOVE JUSTIN! Now I know your thinkin "Who's Justin" Well sir he just happens to be the hottest..hippest..keenest guy in the history of the entire world! Justin's also my baby's daddy....or AJ I can't figure it out. I mean..my baby speaks "funky" (no help there) he's got a big nose (no help THERE) and no hair! I mean...ya flash Justin one time and he's all "Come on baby" Ya do Justin ONE TIME and now all I hear is "Check's in the mail babe" But do I get my child support NO!! Can I get any paternity test from AJ? NO! What's a girl to do? Anyways back to my question.. why aren't their any guy midrifts? Gotta go...Funk Masta B. (my kid) needs a diaper changed!

Thanks,
Melidi

Response: None

Mel, Heidi and Kelly's (HI KELLY!) Letter to aj@backstreetboys.com

Um...AJ. My mommy told me all about it. You DON'T hafta be ashamed of me anymore. I know you're my dad. I'd just like to maybe visit you once in a while. I need more than the child support money and birthday cards. It makes me sad that you don't want me. I'm a good kid, really. Santa thought I was good, he got me looooots of toys! But all I wanted for Christmas was my daddy. And his hot friend Brian. Please daddy. Just call or something. I miss you. A lot. It was good when it was just you, me, and mommy. Oh but you can bring Brian along this time. He'll be just like a big brother! (Until I'm of legal age.) Anyways, just please e-mail me back. Please daddy. I love you lots and lots.

Your daughter,
Melidi

Response: HEY EVERYBODY WHASSUP?! THANKS FOR YOUR OVERWELMING SUPPORT. WE KNOW YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THE SHOW!!!!!!!!! WE ARE HAVING SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS ONE.

WATCH FOR OUR NEWEST VIDEO TO DEBUT ON MTV VERY, VERY SOON.

SEE YA ON THE ROAD!

LOVE, THE BSB'S

Our Comments: LMAO, we wrote AJ, pretending to be his illigit kid, and we get some automated email. Oh well.

WCToaN's Letter to brian@backstreetboys.com

Dear Mr.Littrell,
We lost your request in the mail. "Kill Everything" is wondering which of the prize packages you said that you signed up for again. And If you need a review on all of the Cults/Clubs Then we can go through all of them for you.. * He doesnt Exsist- You get a prize package of A necklace of a cross burning, a T-shirt of the name of our Cult. *The wonderful world of Violent Clowns- Anything ICP... Evil clowns.. (Their fan club is called: "The Juggalo Cult Of Devils That Savagely Kill Innocent People Daily" So its pretty evil..) *The Marilyn Manson Fan Club: Marilyn Manson Repent & Remix Cd Single, and T-shirts.. And you have to be able to contribute to his cause when needed... Well thank you Brian T. Littrell... We hope that you join soon!

-Shaggy Jeckel - C.E.O. of Kill Everything
Thanks to Ali and Beth fer dis one!!!

Mel's Letter To: fakehowieemailaddress@hotmail.com

Hi Howie! We are taking a boyband survey and thought we should email you about it! So we want to know what yer turds look like. Please send a very discriptive letter. You know about texture, coloring, flavor and so on. Please reply promptly. Its medical research project for our website. Also please send in a sample if possible.

Thank you
The medical research team of WCToaN

Reply: Is this a joke?

Mel's Note: Wow..we have an on going writing "Howie". He said we were dumb, and asked if Nick put us up to it. We wrote back how we aren't speaking to Nick..and so on :) People - PLEASE if you have any allegid email addresses - email us! We love writing to possible BSBers or obvious posers. Its funny! And you'll get credit for it on da page! Like ALToes did for giving us a Howie and Nick email address:) You rule :)

Broken thing? Frozen stick?

See ya tomorrow! Bubye!




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