
Yeah and she DENIES the implants
A funny thing happened yesterday. I was watching some TV, and something about "Pop superstar" Britney Spears came on. Pop superstar? She is?
This was news to me! I mean ANYBODY could do what Britney does! Its easy! So to help asspiring future Britney Spearses here is WCToaN's guide to Being a Pop Superstar with example pics!
- Apply self tanner until tan. Once tan apply eight more times until your skin is a nice cheeto colored orange.
- Throw out all your hair brushes! Do NOT brush your extentions! You are goin for that "messy unbrushed, starting to smell and knot up look.".
- Find the darkest shade of foundation Cover Girl makes, then go one shade lighter.
- Apply bubble gum pink lipstick. The more the better! No matter how bad everyone says it looks insist it looks "sexy"
- Three words. IMPLANTS! IMPLANTS! IMPLANTS! Save your money! Use tennis balls!
- Find all your white turtle necks and cut them in half.
- Change your hair color several times a week. Go for Monday-Wednesday Dark Brown, Thursday and Friday Red, and on the weekends be Blonde!
- Shop at K-Mart! Buy your K-Mart wardrobe a couple sizes too small and then slash em in half once ya get home.
-Get out your bead dazzler and bead dazzle misc. items of clothing
- Lie! About your weight, love life, misc. body parts, and everything else! Claim your gonna be on popular TV shows, even though you're not gonna be on.
- Grab your chest, like all the time.
- Mooch off an already popular group's success.
- Tube tops, they aren't just for prostitutes any more!
And always look stupid!!




- But wait! I can't sing! How will I ever get a recordin contract? No problem! Go to a record label dressed like this.....
By now you should already have a record contract and at least one cheesey overplayed pop song!
Britney's my idol! How dare you pick on her!
Mad cause we diss Brit? Write us! And watch us ignore your letter!
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