Pick Me A Winner! Have any of you guys ever noticed that like every guy in boy bands have a bad nose? I mean not a one of them have just a normal nose! Do they intentionally go look for guys with bad noses for boy bands? We decided to take an in depth look at them. Here are our findings.



Lets start with Nick Lachey from 98 Degrees. Yeah, he's got one of the worser noses, but ya know it don't bug me. The problem with it? Its just too wide! The nose bridge..the end...just all of it. Ya know, all these guys have mucho cash now it SO superises me we haven't seen a nose job yet. But movin on...



Okay...JC could afford a nose job..which he needs...PLUS he can afford a tooth brush! Which he also desperately needs. This boy is like writing thank you letters to whoever invented the airbrush system. But back to the nose. I hope JC keeps his bad nose and teeth, ya know why? Cause like with out those two flaws...he'd be like perfect? And the boy band rule is...you have to be perfect..with at least one flaw. So yeah keep dem nasty yeller teeth, and a nose that could block out the sun. We love ya the way ya are JC!



What's wrong with Kevin's nose? ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING! Well maybe it's a little too long, but still he's like flawless. Ya know why we don't pick on Kevin? He's like perfect!!! And no...we're not gonna pick on him because of his eye brows...cause if he did pluck em...them people would pick on him fer that! He's like the perfect guy! And he's MINE! So hands off!




Ya know why AJ loves to wear sunglasses? His nose is like perfectly shaped for them so they won't fall down. His nose bridge is like fine, but then at the bottom...its huge! Oh well guess thats why he has such a deep voice...that and smokin like a pack a day. But he quit so...good for you AJ



Drew well he's another one of those guys with a bad nose. I think you can really see it in the "I Do" music video in a profile shot. Eeks! Bumps and lumps everywhere on dat nose! Okay...yeah I'm being mean. Drew's lucky he's hot as hell though.



Awww, ain't that first pic a good one of HoDo! But he's got a really really bad nose. Ya know something weird? Drew, JC, and Howie all have the worst noses, and they are all Leos. Hmmmm.. yeah I know thats a pointless fact, but its still interesting!! Anyways...eh Howie's nose it like hooks. It looks like a beak of a bird!!



Ooooh! Teeny boppers! I'm gonna pick on Justin...better not read this part! Small problem with JuJu's nose. It hooks! Its like Howie Dorough's but just not as big. Yep, I'm comparing HoDo's nose to JuJu's.



Mmmmmm Brian...mmmmm. Enough drooling...whats wrong with Brian's nose? Nothing...until you get to the end of it and it just EXPANDS like by a foot! Hehe think Heidi will come delete this off the page once she sees I dissed Brian? Probably :)



Eh, Nick's got a pretty okay nose but the thing is...it's in the shape of a triangle! It starts out kinda small but then it widens! Just like a triangle! I dunno, I guess it could be worse, it could be in the shape of a octagon.


WOAH! What a shnazz! Eh, but the boy is Italian so its okay. He's just got a typical New Yorker/Italian look. Besides no one notices da nose with a smile like that.



Now, all the other guys on this page have too big of noses, the but Chris's problem is his nose is too small. Its a button nose, but like..too short or something. I don't think the kid could scrunch it up if he wanted to!



Lance....yeah only one pic I got lazy. Whats wrong with Lance's nose? Its like Kev's nothing really but it is too long. Eh like anyone is gonna care? EVERYONE loves Lance!


You were mean to Justin! I hate you!
I love you! Yoou were mean to Justin!


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