Ya know when you read the bios about your favorite guys, there's that nicknames part. Well we were thinkin
about it and those nicknames are so lame and boring, and they don't really show the real personality of the guy, so here are our nicknames for the guys.
Boyband Member: JC Chasez
Official Nickname: JC
WCToaN Nickname: No Floss Josh
Why: The dentist always tells me if I don't floss I'll end up with moldy teeth, and I guess JC is one of dose peeps who just didn't listen. I mean you could fit small children in those gaps! If I ever got to kiss an Nsyncer it would be JC, just to see if I could fit my tongue in that front gap!
Boyband Member: AJ McLean
Official Nickname: Bone
WCToaN Nickname: Pimpin McD
Why: Two things this guy lives for. His hos, and a double quarter pounder with cheese value meal. With a large coke, no ice, and a large
fries.
Boyband Member: Joey Fatone
Official Nickname: Phat One *snicker*
WCToaN Nickname: Kinky Winky
Why: He's the male whore of the boy band world, and skankier than Jennifer Lopez. And my my my he is the creative one when it comes to his idea of fore play! Remember the whole Jello thing?
Boyband Member: Howie Dorough
Official Nickname: Sweet D. *more snickers*
WCToaN Nickname: HoDo
Why: This ones' pretty easy you guys. Howie Dorough. Besides, the Ho and Doh! kinda fit him, ya know?
Boyband Member: Justin Timberlake
Official Nickname: Bounce
WCToaN Nickname: White Chocolate
Why: Ohmigosh - dis is the best nick name fer Juju. When he goes solo - his second album should be "The Many Flavas of White Chocolate"
Boyband Member: Nick Carter
Official Nickname: Chaos
WCToaN Nickname: Hoho
Why: Hoho...its that sayin...ya are what ya eat. Plus it goes along with Howie's HoDo
Boyband Member: Lance Bass
Official Nickname: Scoop
WCToaN Nickname: Toby
Why: Ever since AJ poisoned Toby (see Things AJ was arrested for), Lance has gotta keep da memory of da Tobster alive! So he's callin himself Toby. Hmmm wonder if he'll let me ride him! Yeah yeah I'm a pervert.
Boyband Member: Brian Littrell
Official Nickname: B-Rok
WCToaN Nickname: Reverend Littrell
Why: He's churchier than Jesus! Da kid reads the Bible everyday, gets to church on Sundays before the ministers unlock the doors, and quizzes himself on da Bible on a regular basis
Boyband Member: Chris Kirkpatrick
Official Nickname: Lucky
WCToaN Nickname: Dad
Why: He's got more illigitimate kids than Boner (AJ).
Boyband Member: Kevin Richardson
Official Nickname: Kev
WCToaN Nickname: Grandpa Turtle
Why: Oh dis is GOOD! He's old as Da Statue Of Liberty..and he's got that whole Lanceish turle-ish thang goin on. *Thanks 2 StepH 4 this one*
You wanna go home? Ya whimp!
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