So, you're young, curious, wondering like many others how well your favorite boy band well um performs off stage? *wink, wink* Well have we got the game for you! It's called LIFE. Yes siree, that good ol' family game can tell you which young musical superstars can get you kids and which well, can't. *snicker*

This Boy Band Fertility Test, as we like to call it here at WCToaN, is very simple. Follow regular LIFE game rules until marriage. Then you simply pick out the blue peg that most closely resembles your hunk of boy band. Proceed to play by standard rules, although we warn you, you may be compelled to cheat on spins to have your man's child.

We've tested a few boy band members and well, here's how things resulted with us. You may want to test for yourself after reading.

Mel and Backstreet Boys's Kevin Richardson- Things went well for these two. They had two boys, John and Kevin Jr. Ummm...Well that's about it. Sorry, but marrying Kevin is boring.

Mel and Backstreet Boys's Nick Carter- In the spirit of "Be Nice To Nick Carter Week" I thought, what the heck! I'll do him see how it goes. Well I was impressed! I got two little girls from da Nickster, and we adopted twins! Our little girls were French and Fries, and the adopted twins were Aaron, and Angel. YES! I know we adopted his little brother and sister!

Heidi and 'N Sync's Joey Fatone- So how did Joey do? Not bad! Heidi got 4 kids from Joey! Guess we know why he's Super Joey! They're names' are Tinky, Winky, Kinky and Stinky. Joey liked the rhyming name idea. Were they boys or girls? Umm...we forgot, but I think they were all girls except Stinky. Good for Heidi! A bunch of hungry little goateed girls!

Mel and 'N Sync's JC Chasez- We know a secret! Wanna hear? Okay...well...JC is...well...a little less than good in the baby makin area. The Boy Band Fertility Test proved that not only did he not get her any kids the good ol' fashioned way, he didn't even steal any from the baby hospital! (baby hospital=the cardboard box filled with pink and blue pegs.) (Not to mention he counted playing 'lil jazz versions' as foreplay) C'mon JC. At least steal her a kid!

Kelly and Backstreet Boys's Nick Carter- Well with Nicky- I had one girl. Unfortunately he threatened to eat her if he didn't get his way. So... I was forced to name her Sara Lee. But he couldn't figure out why I wouldn't have sex after our honeymoon. He wanted more children, and even had names picked out! Boy= Duncan (Hines) and Girl= Betty (Crocker)

Heidi and 'N Sync's Chris Kirkpatrick- Chris maybe the oldest, but HOT DAMN! I guess he's got experience! Heidi recieved FOUR children while married to Christopher Alan Kirkpatrick. We are proud to say that husband, wife and children Taylor, Skunky, Busta, and Geri. (short for Geritol.) are doin just fine!

Mel and 'N Sync's Lance Bass- Well, Lance really wasn't much better than our impotent friend JC. However, the deep voice turned her on, so Mel stuck around a couple years and Lance stole her a kid! But he forced her to name the kid Topanga Danielle. And it was a boy.

Heidi and 'N Sync's Justin Timberlake- It's either Heidi, the men she marries, or the drugs she's on! Justin followed up Chris's 4 with another 4! The children's names, strictly enforced by Justin, weren't choice though: Ghetto, Ju Ju (JUstin JUnior), Justin's Damn Fine Thinger, and Kirkpatrick.

Mel and Backstreet Boys's A.J. Mc Lean- A.J. was the magic man for Mel! She recieved THREE children (none stolen!) while under the marriage of A.J. However they were named Boner, Pimpin McD, and Herpes. Needless to say, they all had STDs. A.J. died shortly after the birth of Herpes from well, an STD, duh.

Heidi and 98 Degrees's Drew Lachey- Drew got a gold star for effort. He didn't get Heidi any the old school way but she did recieve three children, courtesy of VERY fertile brother-in-law Nick Lachey. However all three girls turned out to be muscle bound and lesbian. Not to mention Drew leaving Heidi and daughters Nicholas, Scott and Lachey to announce he was "seeing someone" on Donny and Marie. Heidi sums the whole marriage up to "a disaster. NEVER TRUST THAT CHEATING BASTARD, DREW LACHEY!"

Kelly and Backstreet Boy's AJ McLean- Well- AJ lived up to his nickname giving me a little boy. He used his creativity and named him Mickal. (Michael) But after a whole lotta sex and no more kids he started to get mad. He knew he was gonna have more kids than Nick. So, he stole a kid. (Yet another reason to be in jail) and shortened our first child's name to Mick. Yup- you guessed it, he named our new son Donald.

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