Things WCToaN Don't Get About 98 Degrees

1. Why do they all dress alike or Drew and Justin dress alike and Jeff and Nick dress alike?
Do they get a discount if they buy their clothes in fours?
2. How come Nick and Jeff are shirtless 70% of the time? Not
that I am complaining, it's just they should talk to someone about
their inability to keep their clothes on.
3. How come Drew always wears hats? I mean it's not like he's going bald.
He has really nice hair, if you ever get to see him without a hat.
4. Why are Drew's hats are about 3 times too big for his head? Hmmm, maybe
his head is abnormally small, and he wears da big hats to add to his head size.
5. How come Drew is VERY buff, but they never let him be shirtless?
6. Why did Drew cheat on Heidi? She didn't cheat on him!
7. How come their album cover they are standing like on the middle of hell? Doesn't that creep anyone else out?
8. Why did Jeff ever have the mustache?
9. How come Nick sounds like he's announcing things when he talks? Everytime he does an
interview, I expect him to tell me to come to the big truck rally Sunday Sunday Sunday!
10. How come when Drew talks about him and Nick's mom, he just says our mom? Does the group have one mom?
11. How come 98 Degrees says they aren't a boy band, and don't wanna be claissified as a boy band, until some one
says "Oh the girl's sure love you boybands" then they are fine with it.
12. How come before 98 Degrees, Nick and Jeff both worked at Chinese food resteraunts? Ain't that kinda weird?
13. Why do they call Nick "Slider"? I just KNOW its something perverted that I haven't figured out yet.
14. How come when 98 Degrees are asked questions as a group, Jeff never answers.
15. How come Jeff always raises his hand when he sings?
16. How come Jeff, Nick, and Drew all look like they are on steriods? Wasn't there any left for Justin?
17. Why does Jeff dig holes for babies named David? Okay let me explain this one. Heidi, had a dream, that Jeff was an ex con, and then he video taped himself
like camping or hiking, and he was digging a hole, and putting a baby naamed David in the hole. Before you start to think "OHMIGAWD that's horrible" I didn't
say he burried babies named David he only digs holes for them. Yeah, I know, Heidi's lost it.
18.How come on both albums the first thing is like a 40 second intro? Its like heeeelloooo, we know its 98 degrees, you don't have to announce it! And how come on the 2nd album, they have some girl with a lisp giving a weather report? It bugs me!
19. Last but not least ..how come 98 Degrees didn't put their completely perverted song "Can I Touch You There" on their US cd? You guys this song is like porno in the form of a song.
These lyrics even put AJ to shame. I mean it's that descriptive. And gosh darn it, I wanna hear it! I've read the lyrics , and the only way I can hear it is if I go to the Phillipines and
find someone who bought the CD like back in 96/97.
I don't get it
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