Fun Things To Email NSYNC.com About

We like Nsync, but you know who we hate with a passion? Their webpageand the people who run it! They are truly one of the Transcon evils in this world. Why does their site frustrate us so much? Hell we don't even know. We love the official Backstreet site and da official 98Degrees Site But Nsync's flat out sucks. Soooooo...let's annoy the hell outta them! Here's the list of things to email them about. Oh yeah! I am putting a link to their emails, because I completely endoarse and support doing these things! Here's da link to the email address

1. Email them and complain about porno in the pictures section. No there's not really porno there, but insist there is!
2. Email them complaining about not enough Brian articles.
3. Write them a letter and claim you're Lance or Justin or Joey! But leave your return name your real name.
4. Sign their problems email up to as many newsletters as possible! Preferabley ones were you need a password to unsubscribe!
5. Mail them public Nsync chat transcripts, like from aol or yahoo, and claim you tapped into yahoo or aol's computers and got them.
6. Mail them and complain there is too much Nsync stuff on their web page
7. Contribute to the website! Write your own articles and mail them, along with pictures you got off their website. But don't explain any of it!
8. Ask them if they wanna switch websites with you! But make sure your website is one of those Geocities "Hi I haven't signed up yet" ones.
9. Write them and claim YOU are the real nsync.com and tell them to quit copying you.
10. Complain you keep smelling foul oders everytime you look at the schedual.
11. Write a bewildered letter about Lance's outside project, Free Lance. Ask who caught him and what you can do to free him!
12. For every personal letter you email some one, send a copy to nsync.com! Tell them it's the information they requested.
13. Tell nsync.com the truth, their website sucks.
14. Ask Nsync.com if they want to join your fan club (Like I,Mel, would ask them to join the Mel Fan Club). Include lots of details! Like cost, membership dues, and merchandice!
15. Ask questions@nsync.com if they think Jason likes you, or if you should cut your hair.
16. Complain the talking head on their web page won't take your password.
17. Mail the feed back department that this isn't a very good Backstreet Boy website
18. Mail them fake interviews. Tell them you got an exclusive!
19. Call Nsync members by the wrong name! Or mix em up! Ask where Dave from Nsync gets his song ideas, or ask why Chris dyed his hair red, or if JC's blonde hair is naturally curly.
20. Send them email cards! Like "It's A Boy", or "Happy Hannakah" cards.
21. Write your letter in Hawiaan! Only put swear words in English.
22. Tell them they are infringing on YOUR copyright.
23. Write the webmaster mushy love letters! Tell him you like the way he writes his Bs
24. Complain the popcorn at thier website tastes funny!
25. Write the feedback department a really sappy "I Love Howie" letter addressed to Howie. Use chessey pic up lines, and tell "Howie" how about how you drool over him.
26. Make up your own slang! Make it really Justin like (example: crunk) and you it as frequently as possible. Try to use crunk, choobey, fonk, and zupper in the same sentence.
27. Ask the webamster if he wants to be your penpal! Don't wait for a reply...just start writing!
28. Ask if YOU can join Nsync! Make up a fake resumé (sp?) listing all your qualifications. Mail it too them repeatedly until they threaten to report you!
29. Find the lyrics to one of their European songs. Mail them to nsync.com, claim YOU wrote it...then a week later write a disgruntaled letter because they did not give you credit for the song!
30. Aww hell write yer own songs! But make sure they are about the neglected song topics. Example? Write about chickens, PMS, nail fungus and Raid bug killer, all in the same song!
31. Ask if Nsync can do a remix of Giddy Up - to the tune of Mary Had A Little Lamb.
Mel's Note: Just try and sing that in your head...its really hard to do!
32. Write a normal letter to feedback but make everyother word some fast food. Example: I hamburger love hamburger Justin hamburger Timberlake hamburger. He curly fries is curly fries so curly fries cute curly fries. Make the next sentence about chicken nuggets!


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