We hate FuMan Skeeto, so we fought back by writtin prank letters to them! WOOHOO! We will post any reply we get from Da Skeetos. And peoples..we don't really use words like keen, or BAH-BEE, they are all jokes okay? And Melidi - is me and Heidi... get it Melissa and Heidi

Our Letter To Ryan@FuManSkeeto.com

Yo, WAZ UP!!!!! So like, ryan BAH BEE! Do you like, WEAR Fu Man Skeeto clothes? Like, in public? Or what? Talk to me BABY! Hey like, you don't work at the theater, do you? Cause, there's a guy named ryan there and I think it just might be you. I'll ask next time I see you there, aight?! YEAH!

The butter on your popcorn,
mElIdI


Our Letter To Webmaster@FuManSkeeto.com

Okay, if this is the place to report bugs then here goes...

There's a bunch of ants in the corner. And by that crumb on the floor. They come in through the hole in the door around 4:30 PM. See what you can do about it. Thanks! CaTcH yA oN dA fLiP sIdE!

mYrTlE dA tUrTlE
PS WILL U MARRY ME? I'M SINGLE AND READY 2 MINGLE!
PPS Does it bug you when people write you ridiculous letters having to do with nothing in general?



Heidi's Letter To FuManFans@FuManSkeeto.com

Hey um, uh, LOVE the clothes, guys but just a few quick questions if ya don't mind.

Why do all the girls's clothes hafta show off their stomaches? I mean, geez...
Why are all the colors the same? Pink purple green blue. White's nice.
Why are all the guys clothes better than the girls?
Why are all the model things black? Isn't that a little racist to white people? Sorry but...
Why's everything so pricey? I know you hafta keep up with competition but you know. Clothing people aren't smart. If they priced things cheaper a LOT more people would buy them over their competitions. Duh. And besides I can go get nice clothes half the price of yours AND they don't even charge ya extra for the material that covers your stomach!
Okay, well I'd appreciate it if you could answer my questions. Thanks a mill.

Heidi


Mel's Letter to FuManFans@FuManSkeeto.com

I have a question, why aren't the guys shirts middrifts? Don't guys like middrifts? Justin Timberlake likes midrifts! And how come there aren't ANY Brian articles? I mean...whats the deallyo? And how come Chris has his own clothing line? Why doesn't Justin have his own clothing? Are you friends with Chris? Can Chris get me in touch with Justin? I mean I LOVE JUSTIN! Now I know your thinkin "Who's Justin" Well sir he just happens to be the hottest..hippest..keenest guy in the history of the entire world! Justin's also my baby's daddy....or AJ I can't figure it out. I mean..my baby speaks "funky" (no help there) he's got a big nose (no help THERE) and no hair! I mean...ya flash Justin one time and he's all "Come on baby" Ya do Justin ONE TIME and now all I hear is "Check's in the mail babe" But do I get my child support NO!! Can I get any paternity test from AJ? NO! What's a girl to do? Anyways back to my question.. why aren't their any guy midrifts? Gotta go...Funk Masta B. (my kid) needs a diaper changed! Thanks, Melidi


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