Da clothin business is tricky. Ya have to word things just right to make the bad sound good. That's exactly what FuManSkeeto did in their Frequently Asked Questions. So we are putting what they REALLY meant in red ok?

1.When and where can we get FuMan Skeeto clothes?

Right now, you can't. The line will be released on the internet at FuManSkeeto.com and will be sold there exclusively for the first few months. After that the clothes will be available at both your finer retailers and online. So in other words, they'll be at K-Mart in a couple months.


2.How much will the clothes be?

At present the specific prices are not available. However, it is safe to say that we will be competing with all of the major brands you're probably already wearing. We are cutting out all the extras in our packaging etc. to give you the customer superior quality and phat styles at a reasonable price. Competing with major brands? They'll be competing with any brand! Reasonable price? They were chargin $24 for a sports bra, peoples!


3.Is this Chris Kirkpatrick's clothing line?

Yes. The only reason people will buy any of this crap.


4.Is this NSYNC's clothing line?

All of the guys fully support each other in their endeavors. However, FuMan Skeeto is Chris's brainchild. So don't email us telling us "I LOVE JUSTIN!!!" We know you do... I mean who doesn't!?! Ha Ha! Chris doesn't even get fan mail at his own little project's page! All they want is Justin!


5.Who is the designer?

All of the designs have been a collaboration of ideas from the FuMan Crew. Pish posh! You know they stole the designs from the big green dumpster outside of the FuBu headquarters.


6.What is FuMan Skeeto Enterprises?

FuMan Skeeto Enterprises is a corporation founded by Chris Kirkpatrick with the idea of doing two things, making clothes and producing new artists interested in doing what he did. The idea became a reality after Chris and three friends discussed it and realized they all had the same vision, thus the FuMan Crew was formed.Uh huh. The truth? Ya see, Chris being famous now knew that if he made Chris Kirkpatrick Toilet Paper 8 year old girls would want to buy it. Those three friends are just mooching off of him.


7.Who are the FuMan Crew?

I'd tell you but I'd have to kill you. They're just saying that cause one of them is Chris's woman and they don't want to deal with upset eleventeen year olds.


8.Can I use the images on the web site for my own website?

All images are copyright FuMan Skeeto Inc. and may not be used without expressed permission. You may request permission by emailing Webmaster@FuManSkeeto.com and including request in the subject heading. For any other questions please refer to the legal section of this site.Who da HELL would want their images of a mosquito w/a mustache?! (And it doesn't even look like one!!!!)


9.What about the banners?

All of the banners were created for the purpose of visitors downloading and linking to us. You do not need expressed permission to use them. Yeah but who the hell wants to use them?!?


10.What is the logo? (Good question!!)

The logo is a silhouette of a mosquito with a FuMan Chu mustache. This is the type of mustache that grows very long from the corners of the mouth and doesn't join on the upper lip. Mostly seen in rad Kung Fu movies. Woaah. Like that is totally rad to the max, dude!!! (The damn logo looks like the Playboy bunny anyways!!)


11.Did you get the "Fu" in FuMan Skeeto from FuBu?

See above, FAQ #10.It still makes no sense and they are SO trying to be Fubu.


12.Can I see the Man & Co. picture?

Yes. WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!


13. Are these @!#% clothes ever coming out?

Yes. Now simmer down! Due to unexpected delays, the launch was postponed. However everything seems to be on track and we will be launching the line very soon. For more up to date information read the NEWS. I bet Busta pissed on all of the clothes!!! Oh yeah, and @!#% stands for damned gay ass pimp.


14. How do I become a famous singer/songwriter/performer?

Hard work and determination. You also need to find a blond haired blue eyed youngin' to launch the group.


15. I think you know what I mean!?!
WHAT?! Yes we do... but hard work and determination are essential. What you can do is send a press kit to FuMan Skeeto Productions via snail mail at the address listed at the bottom of our CONTACT US page.Okay, even after taking it word by word, drawing pictures and asking our mom, we STILL DON'T GET THE DAMN QUESTION!!!!


16. What is a press kit?

A press kit is something that anyone interested in being a performer in the entertainment industry should have. This would consist of a demo tape (audio) and/or a demo reel (video), a comp sheet (a sheet containing all of your vitals such as name, age, height, weight, hair color, eye color, etc... and recent photo[s]) and a bio explaining where you came from, what your goal is and why, what inspires you, etc... These kits are vital for a producer or agent/manager to understand you and know if you are serious about your career. Mmm hmm. Yeah. Okay. Sure.


17. What is snail mail?

You know that guy/lady that comes to your house with a big black bag over their shoulder...? Yeah, that's snail mail! See, and you thought it was some sort of daily Santa! 1. Whoever asked this is dumb as shit. 2. Umm. Sorry, Chris but in the real world they drop it in the mailbox...


18. Who is Ron Irizarry?

The next big thing.OH! Now I can finally get some sleep at night, since I won't be tossing and turning with that single question tormenting my mind...


19. Oh really!?!

Yes. Really. Ron Irizarry is an Orlando native that, after a long hard struggle as a coffee shop singer in Nashville, has hit the open road warming up fans on *NSYNC's "Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now" Tour on the second stage. As the tour rolls across North America Ron has been leaving a trail of stunned fans left asking, "Where did he come from!". FuMan Skeeto is the answer and you'll be hearing more about this talented singer/songwriter soon.They don't tell you that the question immediately following "Where did he come from!" is "Can't we send him back?"


FuMan WHAT? What the hell is this??

E-mail my heart, BAY BEE!!



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