Alright, one night I (Mel) was surfin the internet looking for something to inspire me for a new section for WCToaN. And so I went to the
official BSB site. (http://www.backstreetboys.com) And hot damn I found it! I almost peed my pants laughing what I read. In the bios section, there's 50 Backstreet Facts.
Oh my was it lame and revealing! Here's what I found out! For all you slow thinkers out there, my comments are in red.
Backstreet Fact #2: Backstreet Boys won the 1996 Select Award from MTV
Europe, beating out such tough competition as Spice Girls,
Oasis, Jamiroquai, and Boyzone.
That's tough competition?! Hehehe, aw hell my make believe polka band coulda whipped that competition!
Backstreet Fact#4: Nick and Brian usually share a hotel room when they are on
the road. Really? I thought Howie was more Nick's type, if ya know what I mean. And if you don't, GET HELP NOW! Ya freak.
Backstreet Fact#5: A.J. still doesn't have his drivers license! He' been touring so
much he hasn't had time to go and take the written test
again. WTF? I'VE SEEN PICS OF HIM DRIVING! Something's not right here! Hehe AJ should come to my house and
we can study for my road test together...in my room..at night hehehe. Yeah I'm messed up.
Backstreet Fact#6:Kevin takes an envelope filled with pictures of his family
when he goes on the road. Huh? An envelope? Last time I checked their wasn't a shortage on photo albums....or wallets with picture holders. Hehe well I guess we all know what
we can get da Kevster for his birthday!
Backstreet Fact#12: What's the most evil prank Nicky has ever pulled? He thinks
it was the time he gave their manager Donna Wright gum
which tasted like fish. Okay the previous fact before this one was that Nicky *snicker* is the biggest prankster of da group, and that's his big bad ass prank?
Hell I have played better pranks on people than bad flavored gum. Whatta bunch of lameos
Backstreet Fact#14:
The two Backstreet Boys who are most likely to get into a
friendly argument are Kevin and Nick. Friendly arguement? What's that. "Oh you're cuter" "No no no you're cuter" Oh this is lookin mighty suspitious.
Backstreet Fact#15:
The biggest flirt award goes to A.J.! "I like girls, I'm not
gonna say I don't," he says.
Hehehe that's more than Howie can say!
Backstreet Fact#17: Everyone also thinks that Brian is the Backstreet Boy most
likely to get married first.
Well duh...no kidding, he's got that "No sex before marriage" clause in his religion and da little bastard is getting horny!
Backstreet Fact#20: Howie has been known to set up double dates for himself
and his sister Pollyanna
Woah der Howard, ain't he kinda implyin he's into datin his sister? Hmmm someone should introduce him ta Britney Spears and her boyfriend cousin!
Backstreet Fact#21: Brian is the Backstreet Boy most likely to go to church on
Sunday Yeah but isn't Brian the most likely to go to church on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday too? Heck he probably wake up da ministers he's there so early!
Backstreet Fact#22:A.J. admits that he spends a large portion of his life at
home on the phone.
Oh I see it now! AJ on da phone with the little black book goin "Oh..you're washin yer hair Friday? Oh well dat's cool, how about Saturday? Oh...yeah ya gotta go visit your gramma sometime...whadda bout next week Saturday? Your movin to Greenland? yeah I understand..." *Hangs up da phone and looks for the next number*
Backstreet Fact#23: Howie loves to go out clubbing.
Hehe ya you know one of "those" clubs. Hehe what's da club called? "Muchachos Con Muchachos" Yes, I stole that club name from someone elses website, I forget which.
Backstreet Fact#25"
Shhh! Don't tell a soul, but when Howie doesn't want to be
recognized, he wears a baseball cap! Hehe, you know when he's at Muchachos Con Muchachos, or in da porn shop? Any other time he probably goes around in a "I'm a Backstreet Boy" tee, praying a fan will mob him. Keep prayin Ho-Do.
Backstreet Fact#31: Howie runs around video taping everything and everybody
when they are on tour. EVERYTHING? Woah Howie! *Unpure thoughts* Maybe me and Heidi better confenskate (yeah I know that's not how its spelled) these videos!
Backstreet Fact#39:When you hear someone hitting those amazing high notes
in a Backstreet Boys song, that's Howie. Hehehe this one is too easy!
Backstreet Fact#45:
A.J. collects hats.
Well duh! I've seen that reciedin hair line! Watch two of three years from now he'll collect tupees.
Backstreet Fact#50:Nick says that he would definitely date a fan.
Well no kidding he'd date a horse for goodness sake! Da kid's desperate!
MMMMMBOP you're ass home
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Backstreet Facts was stolen from da official site . You can find the unedited, original facts by clicking here . And since we have mentioned
3 times already that we got part of this page from the offical site (dat's 4) it's not really stealing.
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