Fair warning. I'm in a really bitchy mood so I decided to express my pissed - offiness on da page. You know what really tix me off though? When IDIOTS write us and complain. Now if idiots write us and are nice - its okay, we like nice people. Just when geeks write us the dumbest letters, and complain! Or ask us stupid stuff. Okay here are the example letters. AND THE EMAIL ADDY'S AREN'T REAL PEOPLE!
From: lazy16@imstupid.com
Subject: Pics
Letter:
Please send me a ton of Backstreet Boys pics! Especially of Nick!
Why This Bothers Me: Umm..we run a website not a picture distibutor. Why the hell would we just email you all the BSB pix we can find? We'll SUGGEST sites we you can go get pics - but we're not gonna search the web to find personal pix for you.
From:uncreative@loser.net
Subject: Please?
Letter:Hi! Can I borrow Cooking With Nsync, Shopping With Da BSB, What Da Hell, Nick And His Problem, FuMan SUCKS!!!, Speed Dial,AJ's In Da Slammer!,Be Nice To Nick Carter Week for my website?
Why This Bothers Me: Ummm borrowing all that would make your website OUR website. I don't care if you'll give us credit it's still our stuff, and we put soooo much hard work into our stuff - so no you can't "borrow" it. And what really ticks me off is when people steal it, claim its theirs - but leave the names Mel, Heidi or Kelly.
From: dorky_diva124@duh.net
Subject: Stop it!
Letter: Please stop sending me emails!! *then shows the latest newsletter*
Why This Bugs Me : Ummm peeps. If you don't want the newsletter anymore - UNSUBSCRIBE 2 IT! Gawd I didn't even think this one was hard.
From:annoyin@crappywebsiteowner.com
Subject:Take them down!
Letter: You stole this picture from my website! Take it down!
Why This Bugs Me: Okay, ya know who we get these letters from - VERY "underconstruction" websites with about 30 visitors, and 3 pics in their pics section. These are people who *WISH* someone would steal their stuff - just so they know someone out there besides there best friend is going to their site.
Ya we do steal pics - but only really public ones. I mean if it is a personal pic someone took from a concert - we don't take it. But peeps - we DO steal them photo shoot pix you can get out of any website. And I don't care if you scanned em, you kinda stole them from what ever magazine you got them from didn't ya? Did you have Bop's written consent to use the pictures? Yeah I thought so.
From: bad_liar34@moron.org
Subject: Good stuff
Letter: Here is an interview me and my friend held backstage at an Nsync concert. *obviously fake interview that was completly serious*
Why This Bothers Me: Okay I just usually pitty the people who send us these but I get ticked off when people make up these interviews so they contridict something on da website *especially the stuff in Things That Go Unnoticed*
Fruit flies go *Munch munch munch*
But my email addy IS uncreative@loser.net
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