You know all those lame promos for dumb products like "Buy this crappy product and win a date with *Nsync/BSB/98 Degrees. Well
WCToaN went out with Nsync/BSB/98 Degrees on a date so YOU don't have to! Aren't me and Heidi just sweet hearts for doing this for you?
So anyways...here's the first date and how it went.
Setting: Saturday night about 7pm. Justin pull's into the driveway, in a crappy broke down car. Mel gets in the car.
Mel - Hey Justin, thanks for taking time out to help us with this section on our webpage.
Justin - No problem, baby girl. So how you like my ride? Pretty phat huh?
Mel - Ummm...yeah, it's nice, but honestly, I'm a little disappointed. Where's yer Mercedes?
Justin- Oh you mean the Crunk Mobile? Oh yeah....um....my mom took it away for the weekend cause I didn't clean my room. *Grumbling* Stupid mom...once I move out..well if I move out...She's still not the boss of me!!
*Justin stares ahead at the road drivin angerly*
Mel - *changing the subject* So where are we going on our date?
Justin - Girl, I gots da best place we can go chill and eat some grub, ya know?
Mel - Really? Okay, where's that?
Justin - Awww...girl its a suprise! Ya like suprises Mel?
Mel - Ahh...not re -
Justin - I knew you likes suprises!
*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
Mel - What the hell?
Justin - Oh dat's my beeper. Its in da backseat. Baby, can you check it for me?
Mel - Sure
*Melissa reaches to the backseat to get the beeper*
Justin - Who be pagin me?
Mel - Umm..it says Britney 6969.
*Mel and Justin look at each other. Justin with a worried look on his face*
Justin - Ummm..
*Justin swats the beeper from Mel's hand*
Justin - You ain't saw nothing! Got it?
Mel - *snickers* Uh huh.
*After about 35/45 minutes of driving Justin and Mel enter into Milwaukee's
ghetto, and pull into an out door resteraunt.
Mel - Woah, Justin why are we stoppin here? This is a really dangerous part of Milwaukee.
Justin - Honey, I'm from the ghetto of Memphis. Us ghetto thugs, ya know, we relate to each other. Don't worry nothing will happen.
They'll see I'm a homeboy and give us the props I deserve.
Mel- *not beliveing any of the crap Justin just said* Umm..okay lets just go get some food, and get out of here.
Justin - That's the spirit Mel!
*Justin and Melissa get out of the car, and walk up to the food window to order*
Justin - (to the waiter/window guy) Yo! Umm.. I think I haves a burger and some onion rings. How bout you baby?
Mel - Umm...I'll just have a cheeseburger and fries.
Window Guy - That's $8.92
Justin - Um...Melissa, baby, I'm kinda low on cash. You wanna pay??
Mel - Your in a famous boyband and you can't pay $8.92 for some hamburgers and fries?
Justin - Okay I lied I just don't want to.
*Mel pays the $8.92, and they walk to a table, eat and have small talk. Then Justin and Mel get up to throw away their trash*
Justin - See Mel, I told you nothing would happen. I always get the props I deserve. Watch this.
*Justin walks over to a suspicious looking group of guys all wearing the same colors*
Justin - (to the gang) Wassup homeboys! Just wanted to say mad props to yall for that fly gear. Where'd you get ut at? The Gap?
Gang Guy #1 - What the hell are you talking about?
Justin - *starting to squirm* I mean...I like your..um..clo-
Gang Guy #2 - Hey he's dissin our clothes!! Lets get him!
*Justin starts bawling and clings to Melissa*
Gang Guy #1 - Man, lets just leave. He's too weird to beat up. Come on.
*Gang guys all leave, with Justin still sobbing*
*Mel drove home with a still sniffeling Justin*
If you steal my sunshine..
*Beep Beep*
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