Chris Jagger (Host): Welcome to Change of Heart! Today we are here with A.J. McLean of the Backstreet Boys and Melissa, co -
creater of WCToaN. Now you two have come here because you have come to a cross roads in your relationship, and want to see what it would be like to go out with some one else.
Now Mel, what are some good things about A.J.
Mel: Well he is cute. Umm...I like his money, his car, he's not Howie Dorough.
Crowd: Cheers for the fact A.J. is not Howie Dorough.
Host: Great! AJ what do you like about Mel?
AJ: She actually thinks I'm cute, can you believe that?
Host: Actually, no I can't, sorry.
AJ: No problem.
Host: You two seem to love each other very much! Why did you decide to come on the show?
AJ: SHE WON'T DO ME!
Crowd: Booooo!
Mel: Can you blame me? He's got more STDs than Howie Dorough has purple thongs!
Crowd: Ha ha ha!
Host: OUCH! AJ?
AJ: It's true, I've got 'em all, but if she really loved me she'd do me.
Crowd: Cheer! In agreement with AJ
Mel: I'm not having sex with you until I get a ring on my finger or you get you know what, cleared up.
Crowd: Booooo!
Host: So we put these two on seperate dates with their dream match - will it work out? We'll find out after this commercial!
Crowd: Applause!
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Host: Hi! We're back with Mel and AJ to see how their dates turned out! AJ you asked to be set up with someone who isn't so innocent, will smoke with you, and doesn't care that
you have STDs. Ladies and gentelmen please welcome Amanda Latona (if you don't know she is the chic who quit the gawd awful girl group Innosense, and her and AJ WERE dating in real life until she broke up with him about 3 weeks ago.)
*A few random claps are heard in the audience*
Host: So AJ how would you describe Amanda?
AJ: She's my dream girl! She smokes. She's not innocent at all!
Amanda: I quit last week!
Host: GREAT! So how did your date start?
AJ: Well I picked up Amanda at work, and stayed for the 5 o'clock show! I'm a regular there!
Host: Amanda, you work at a movie theater?
Amanda: No, um I work at the Sugar Shack (a strip club 20 miles away from where me and Heidi live.)
Host: Oh common interests already!
Amanda: Like I know! It's really hard to find a guy who understands I smoke three packs a day,
my STDs and the strip club gig, and AJ soooo understands cause he's been through it all.
Host: AJ, you used to be a stripper?
*AJ shifts uncomfortably*
AJ: Ummm...do I have to answer that?
Host: Please don't! Umm...what did you two do on your date?
Amanda: Had sex!
Crowd: CHEER!
Host: Is that all?
AJ: Nah then we smoked.
Host: That's all!?!
Amanda: Ummm no...*thinking* We did have foreplay!
Host: *starting to lose it* SO THAT'S ALL YOU DID WAS HAVE SEX?!
Amanda: What else do you do on a date?
Host: Oh just go to a commercial!
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Host: Hi! Welcome back! AJ just finished telling us about his date with Amanda.
Now we're here to see how Mel's date went with her dream date. Now Mel, you wanted
to be set up with someone who was clean cut, a whimp you could *Host looks confused at the card he is reading off of*
mold into the perfect slave who would do anything for you?
Mel: That's right!
Host: You also asked that your date have no sex life, be someone who would make AJ jealous and has no self esteem ....he's a nineteen year old
bachelor from Orlando, Flordia...please welcome.. Nick Carter!!
*Crowd gasps in shock as Nick Carter walks out, smiles and waves. Nick sits close to Mel, and kisses her on da cheek*
Host: Mel! I thought you hated Nick Carter!
Mel: I do, but he's got that geeky charm I love in a guy.
Crowd: Cheer!
Host: Okay Nick, AJ complained Mel wouldn't sleep with him, was that a problem?
Nick: Goodness no! Does it look like I've ever slept with a woman?
Crowd: Ha ha ha ha!
Nick: I'm serious.
*Host smiles nervously*
Host: Where did you go on your date?
Mel: Well first we went out for pizza.
Host: That sounds like fun.
Mel: Um...no it wasn't. He ate all the pizza then made me pay!
Nick: Hey! I said you could have a piece!
Mel: You bit my hand and growled when I went for a piece!
Crowd: Boooo!
AJ: *laughing* This is supposed to make me jealous?!
Nick: Shut up stupid!
AJ: Shut up Oinky!
Mel: Shut up Boner!
AJ: Shut up Frizz Ball!
Host: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU! Gawd you people are idiots! Now Frizz Ball, continue with your date with Oinky.
Mel: After pizza we went out for fried chicken.
Host: Well at least he tried to make up for the pizza.
Mel: What are you talking about? The chicken was for him!
Host: Well was there anything good about the date?
Mel: Umm...well I had a salad and he didn't touch it!
Host: Did you do anything besides eat on your date?
Mel: Well after that we went home to Nick's house.
Host: How romantic!
Mel: Not really. His mom and dad and siblings were there and we HAD to go home - he had a 9 o'clock curfew.
Host: So what did you do then?
Mel: Nick and Aaron (Nick's little brother) played Nintendo 64, then Nick's mom drove me home cause Nick had to be in bed by 10:00.
Nick: *smiling and waving into camera* Thanks mom!
Host: Any romance?
Mel: Well, I grabbed his thigh during chicken, and he started yelling and crying BAD TOUCH!
But that was all.
AJ: *pouting* You never grab my thighs.
Mel: And I never will!
Host: Okay we'll be back with AJ and Mel's choices, after this commercial!
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Host: Okay now we have come to the part of our show where Mel and AJ must choose to stay together or have a change of heart.
Mel, we set you up with Orlando's only nineteen year old virgin.
Sounded like your date was a little bitter, but you did say he had that
geek charm. AJ "went out" with Amanda, and they had a good time, I guess.
So whats it gonna be?
Mel: Well, my date with Nick has horrible, but it was better than I
expected. But AJ's freakiness is scaring me, so I've had
a Change of Heart. I wanna go out with Kevin Richardson.
Host: OUCH! AJ, Melissa's had a change of heart, now what
about you?
AJ: Well my date with Amanda was...was...like a hooker and drag queen
all in one.
Host, Nick, Mel: HUH?
AJ: Umm...I mean Change of Heart, I wanna go out with Amanda.
Host: Okay tune in next time for Change of Heart!
Crowd: Applause
Conclusion: After the show, AJ and Amanda went out for eh, I dunno how long
but they broke up about 2 or 3 weeks ago. And I (Mel) had to
go out on a date with NICK "GIVE ME CHOCOLATE" CARTER. So what's the point?
Don't go on a game show to solve your love problems!
Editor's Note - I, Mel, love Nick Carter. I know I pick on
him alot but I tease him cause I love him. He seems to have the
best attitude in the group, and he is cute. So simmer down
Nick-fans, I'm just joking with ya!
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