These are the lames chats I've ever had with *fake* BSB or Nsycers. See, its funny to go piss off people on the internet! So I chatted with people who claim to be Nsync/BSB or some of the people are just peeps who happen to have the same name as someone in each boy band...it don't matter! Hehe. Read em! BUT PEOPLE these IM names were changed so I dont have a million people IMing them or me okay?

Background info: Okay this is me and a guy who *claims* to be AJ from BSB

Mel: Hey wassup?
Fake AJ #1: Hey
Fake AJ #1: Not much
Fake AJ #1: u?
Mel: Not too much either :-) kinda bored
Fake AJ #1: I'm sorry
Mel: Its okay! So what u doing?
Fake AJ #1: Not much, just chatins wit muh family and some friends
Mel:Oh bet you don't get to a lot
Fake AJ #1: nope
Mel: Hey baby what's your digits
Fake AJ #1: word?
Fake AJ #1: as in phone numba
Fake AJ #1: well I got to go
Fake AJ #1: BYE!


Moral Of this story: Think u got a fakie? Ask for the digits! They SPLIT! Or ask em to have sex with u! The real ones will agree to it the fakies will run away!

Background Info: This is a conversation from Mary from BSB Humor LA Style! GO TO THEIR SITE! I accidentally deleted my conversation with this fakey, but Mary's was better and funnier!

Da Amazing *Maryum* (from BSB Humor LA Style)
*Maryum*: hi
Fake AJ #2: hello
*Maryum*: hey baby!
Fake AJ #2: well hello to you too.
*Maryum*: so what's up?
Fake AJ #2: a-s-l....is that rite
*Maryum*: sure thang... 15/f
Fake AJ #2: koo
*Maryum*: you?
Fake AJ #2: 22 m
*Maryum*: OMG! are you AJ McLean?
Fake AJ #2: wha? maybe
*Maryum*: can I do you?
Fake AJ #2: um.
Fake AJ #2: well I think its illegal for 1 thing
*Maryum*: aw, it ain't no thang but a backstreet thang!
*Maryum* : don't be worried!
Fake AJ #2: oh okay
*Maryum*: so what do you say? is that a yes, baby?
Fake AJ #2: I have a girlfriend... we all do except Howie
*Maryum*: oh really? so is Howie gay?
Fake AJ #2: nah
*Maryum*: I think he is,Bone
Fake AJ #2: nah he likes gals
*Maryum*: OMG! I just thought of this! YOU TOUCHED NICK BEFORE?!?!
Fake AJ #2: um not sexually
*Maryum* : man, can I do you , then nick?
Fake AJ #2: nick has a girlfriend
*Maryum*: it ain't no thang, but a backstreet thang!
Fake AJ #2: ye
*Maryum*: so anywayz, where are you right now?
Fake AJ #2: Louisiana
*Maryum*: aren't you supposed to be in Atlanta?
Fake AJ #2: ye
Fake AJ #2: a
*Maryum*: so what are you doing here?!?
*Maryum*: hello?

Moral of the story?: When ever you need a reason for something use “It aint no thang but a backstreet thang..” like Mary! “Why didn’t you do your homework?” “It aint no thang but a backstreet thang..” “Why did you just bite me?” “It aint no thang but a backstreet thang..” “Why did u just flash that teacher?” “It aint no thang but a backstreet thang..” See works for everything!

Backround info: This is some poor poor guy who just has the name Nick Carter. His info even says he hates the BSB and is not Nicky

Mel: NICK CARTER?
Mel: This is Melissa
Nick Carter: Hi
Mel: So do u know AJ?
Nick Carter: Do I look like I know any of them infernal BSBs? Did you not read my info?
Nick Carter: Read it.
Nick Carter: And leave me be!
Mel: Oh bah hum bug
Mel: I was just being a jerk hehe
Nick Carter: hehe
Mel: So like do u know AJ?
Mel: Do you stll like AManda?
Mel: hey boy!
Mel: talk to me baby
Previous message was not received by Nick Carter because of error. User Nick Carter is not available.
Moral of this Story?: Even guys who just happen to be named Nick Carter are lameos!

Backround Info: Okay this guy says in his info his name is Lance Bass….so…I had to chat with him!

Mel: Lance!
Mel: Buddy wassup?
Guy with the name Lance: what?
GWTNL: i am not Lance
Mel: This isnt Lance?
Mel: My poofu!!!
GWTNL: who the hell are you?
GWTNL: i am not Lance!~!~!
Mel: Oh sure ya are! Chris told me your IM
Previous message was not received by GWTNL because of error: User GWTNL is not available.
Moral of the Story: Ummmmm…I dunno, it wasn’t lance. Learn from it.

Backround: This is a guy who just has the same name as Kevin Richardson. So I desided to pretend he was…
Mel: Hey Kevy!
GuyWhosNameisKevinRichardson: hello?
Mel: Wassup
Mel: Hows Kristin?
GWNIKR: who is this?
MEL: Its Mel!
GWNIKR: melissa?
Mel: Yeah!
GWNIKR: oh, ok. hey, what's happening?
Mel: Not much! Hows Brian?
GWNIKR: who's brian?
Mel: Your cuz

Mel: Your just playin me aint ya? Awww Kevin!
GWNIKR: huh?
Mel: Nevermind, so hows the girlfriend?
GWNIKR: don't have one
Mel: You guys broke up?
GWNIKR: me and jackie broke up like two monthes ago!
Mel: Oops my bad! so now yer gonna go out with me right?
GWNIKR: who is this? melissa frazier?
Mel: Umm..no
GWNIKR: melissa who?
Mel: This Melissa! Tall ….auburn hair..
GWNIKR: how do i know you?
Mel: We go way back...oh about since freshman year
GWNIKR: i know two melissa's. one's a freshman, one's a sophmore and i don't really know her.
Mel: Im a junior now
Mel: But I've got all your pics and everything! I LOVE YOUR EYEBROWS!
GWNIKR: montanez? i think that's how you spell it
Mel: No no no
GWNIKR: i honestly have no clue
Mel: Kevy! Come on! We scored an 88% on the compatibility quiz!
GWNIKR: god...i can't remember
Mel: So how's the bball going?
GWNIKR: i quit basketball awhile ago
Mel: You were so good though! I seen you and Brian playing! You kicked his butt
Mel: do u regreat letting brian join? I mean he gets all your leads!
GWNIKR: i don't have a cousin named brian
Mel: More lke a brother to ya right? my cousins are like that too
GWNIKR: who the hell are you?
Mel: mELISSA!
GWNIKR: melissa what?
Mel: Isnt this Kevin Richardson?
GWNIKR: yes
Mel: lOL your such a joker hehe
GWNIKR: where do you live?
Mel: Milwaukee… How's Nick?
GWNIKR: i live in sebring florida. i'm 15 years old. i'm not a freaking backstreet boy ok?
Mel: Huh?
Mel: Your not?
Mel: yes you are! now marry me!
GWNIKR: leave me alone
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED BY GWNIKR. YOUR WARNING IS UP TO 10%
Mel: Sawry..
Mel: HMFF
GWNIKR: it's no prob, just listen when i tell you.
Mel: Tell me what?
GWNIKR: the truth
Mel: Listen buddy you told me you were a backstreet boy so don’t lecture me about da truth
GWNIKR: no i didn't. when did i tell you?
Mel: Look at the begining of the conversation dear
GWNIKR: i closed it, what did it say?
Mel: I said "Are you a Backstreet Boy?"
GWNIKR: no you didn't
Mel: and you said "Oh yeah baby - Its a backstreet thang"
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED BY GWNIKR YOUR WARNING IS UP TO 20%
GWNIKR: um......no i didn't
MeL: Yes you did!
MeL: He said you'd hook me up with Brian! How could you?!
GWNIKR: why would i pretend to be some fags.
Mel: Cause you like em
GWNIKR: no i don't
Mel: Aww its okay u can tell me!
YOU HAVE WARNED GWNIKR. HIS WARNING IS NOW 10%
GWNIKR: why are you raising my warning?
GWNIKR: i told you too leave me alone and you didn't.
Mel: I thought u wanted to talk!

Previous message was not received by GWNIKR because of error: User GWNIKR is not available.

Moral of the Story?: In another bind for reasons? Make up some! Like I did (ie “You said you were a Backstreet Boy!” Backround Info: Okay….I was bored and decided to accuse some guy of an AOL personal of being Justin Timberlake

Mel: JUSTIN! How’s it going?
Dan: huh...
Dan: justin who? Im fine…
Mel: Justin Timberass
Dan: Sorry dont know him...
Dan: im Dan
Mel: This isnt Justin?!
Dan: No... why do u think that
Dan: where are you from
Mel: Funkytown
Mel: Or Wisconsin
Dan: shut up... ok
Dan: Milwaukee?
Mel: yer a meanie
Mel: I’m south of Milwaukee!
Dan: age?
Mel: 69 baybee
Mel: or 17
Dan: so whos justin
Mel: My man…he's a stud
Dan: why do you think im him? im lost girl
Mel: Beula May said this was his new IM so Britney wouldn’t IM him
Dan: what the hell...are you ok?
Mel: huh? not really? what do u mean?
Dan: are you crazy?
Mel: Yes …..but what make u think so?
Dan: um..you thinking im justin
Mel: You don’t even know what justin I mean>?
Dan: yep...timberlake of that stupid group
Mel: You’re stupid!
Dan: Nsync’s gay..
Mel: You wish, Mr. Rocket Pocket…
Mel: Nsync’s not gay! They’re bi bi bi!
Dan: That was pretty good. Why did you really think I was Justin?
Mel: Truthfully?
Dan: Yeah..
Mel: I’m doing it for a reaction for a website…I’m posting the chats..
Dan: Well don’t post this one okay?
Mel: Okays :)