Okay so like summer is on its way and finally cold mucky winter will be gone! So...ain't it the perfect time to go camping? Shut up it is! So in the spirit of sring time me and Kelly thought what a great time to go camping with the Backstreet Boys! Yaaaah! So..we all packed up our bags,hopped on a plane and went to some camping park. Here's how things went after we unloaded our stuff and got down to campin..
Kelly: So like now that we are here, what should we do first?
Brian: I say we pray since we got here okay, and everything. Come on you guys LETS PRAY!
Kevin: NO!!!!!! *muttering* can’t pray yet…not dark…*screaming* NEED DARK!!! *looking embarrassed* Um… I mean, I have a special prayer service planned for later tonight.
Mel and Kel give each other looks but shrug it off
Kelly: Hey so..umm.. what do we do first guys?
Mel: Yeah you’re the big bad men ….do stuff..we’re gonna go…. Ummm
Kelly – *obviously lying* We’re not gonna go take pictures of you guys or anything…
Mel – yeah *hiding camera* not at all but maybe yall wanna get shirtless and bend over really slow when you pick up stuff..
Kelly smacks Mel as they scamper off to their lawn chairs
AJ- So you two are gonna make us just do all the work?
Kelly – That’s right babe!
Mel –SMILE! *picture click *
Nick – *whining* Well what do we do fiiiiirst?
Mel – emmmm pitch the tent!
AJ - Now thats what I'm talkin about. I know how to do this..
Kevin - No no no, you'll just mess it up and get frustrated. Remember what happened last time you got mad at the toaster? *AJ nods head shamefully*..and what happened?
AJ- I shot the toaster...
Kevin - And remember what happened when you got mad at the dictonary..
AJ - I shot it..
Kevin - And when you got mad at Howie...
Mel - YOU SHOT HOWIE??!
AJ - No...I switched his Twitch Medicine with Kevin's Viagra...
Howie - That was a fun night *winks at Brian*
Brian - Lord FORGIVE ME for I have sinned!
Mel and Kel give each other looks.
As Kelly and Mel watched the boys fight over pitching the tent, hours past..first they lost the tent, then Nick ketchuped the directions, then Howie and AJ argued over what the directions meant by "Now the tent should be erect.." But finally it was up, THE TENT you sickos, and it was night fall.
Howie: Ohmigosh you guys! Now we get to paint our nails and tell ghost stories and like ohmigosh! It will be such a blast! Don't yall think JTT is just a super hottie?!
Mel: Ummm...how about we roast marshmellows? That'll be fun!
Brian: Good thinking. Now where are the marshmellows? Hmmm I cant find them!
All turn toward Nick Carter
Nick: *starting to tear up* It wasn't me you guys! Honest injin!
Kevin: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Kelly: Woah whats wrong with Kev?
Mel: I dunno....maybe he's not getting enough..
Nick: Enough what? I don't get it. Now where are dem marshmellows? Here marshies...come to pappa *begins to look under rocks, the tent and in trees*
Howie: OOPS! I was sitting on them! Oh gee, I've got sticky buns now! *winking at Kevin*
Kevin: I'll teach you to wink at me queer boy!!!
*Kevin attacks Howie, and no one really stops it, I mean its Howie*
Mel: Okay lets no one else talk to Kevin.
*AJ or someone finally breaks up the fight and Kevin runs into the woods*
Brian: Umm...all the marshmellows..are...all butted up. Did anyone bring anything else we can roast?
Kelly: We brought hot dogs! But I don't know where they went..
Again everyone turns to Nick ..
Nick: Okay it wasn't mean! Honest Injin!
Howie: Oops I did it again! I was sitting on the hot dogs too! *winks at AJ* if ya know what I mean
*AJ winks back*
Mel's Note: Yes we are implying Howie was trying to get it on with a hot dog....if you don't get it PLEASE don't ask. And yes were are implying AJ is bi
Brian: Oh Lord.
Mel: So hot dogs are out... and the marshmellows
*Growling is heard in behind the bushes*
Howie: AHHHH! SAVE ME BRIAN! *Howie runs up behind Brian*
AJ: Woah, guys where's Nick?
Mel: *optomistically* Hey! Maybe a bear at him! *does happy dance and da rasie the roof*
Kelly: Okay you really think he wouldnt eat the bear first?
*All nod in agreement*
*Brian pulls the bushes back to see what all the noise is about, and sees Tyke and Nick fighting over the pack of hot dogs..both with out mouth on each end*
AJ: Why am I not suprised? Tubby and rat dog!
*Nick starts bawling after the fat joke*
Brian: Hey! dont be pickin on my best friend!
Nick: Th..th ..thats right *whiping tears away*
Brian: He's not a rat dog! *picking up Tyke* *baby talking* Are you? Are you? Oooooh no you're just a big happy happy! You just wanted to eat a weiner . Who's your daddy? Oooooh thats right you love me...
Howie: He used to say that to me all the time *starting to cry* before Leigh Ann came along!
Kelly: Well thats disturbing!
Mel: No kidding!
Brian: Where's Kevin? Didn't he come back yet?
Howie: Ummm...he's over there - *points to the woods, where Kevin is seen drawing furiously
in the dirt and yelling out an ocasionaly "Gudmar wouldn't like that!" and "Nuts to you!"*
Nick: I'm scared!!!
Brian: We all are..
Mel: So now what are you gonna do?
Kelly: No campfire, no Kev.... let's just go to bed.
*Mel and Kel give each other an I'm gonna get it on with AJ look* *Howie shoots em the same look* *shudder*
Mel: Well, it's 2 to a tent right?
Brian: Yup... me and Kevin are sharing a tent..
Mel: Well...me and AJ are share a tent!
Kelly: I'm sharing a tent with AJ
Howie: I'm sharing a tent with AJ
Nick: I'm sharing a tent with Mr. Scrubbles!
Brian: Who's that?
Nick: *whispering in a DUH type way* He's right there... *points to air* *talking to the air* They can't see you.
Mel: Umm...okay..so *yelling* I CALL AJ!
AJ: Listen ladies *putting arms around Mel, Kel and Howie* Aj's tent of love is open to all...
Kelly: Woah AJ I'm not going into a tent with Howie..
Mel: Yeah...come on! You can sleep with Howie anytime you want...give us a chance
Kelly: Pweeeeease?
*AJ, Kell, and Mel, all cram into AJ's tent*
*Shouting is heard outside*
Kelly: What the hell?
Mel: It sounds like Kevin! And someone else!
*Everyone gets outta the tent to see what is going on. outside is 98 Degrees! Kevin and Drew are both in robs and face paint*
Brian: Ummm..why are yalls dressed like that?
Drew: *creepily* We, me and Kevin, have been chosen to take part in eternal bliss by joining the order of Deew Ekoms I. And we are holding a prayer serivce tonight.
Kevin: And you all must take part of it! Or suffer the rath of Gudmar!
*Drew and Kev pound their chest after hearing the name of Gudmar*
*Everyone gives each other looks*
AJ: Well..hey I'm open to new things.
Howie: Me too *winks at Jeff*
Drew: Eeeeeexcellent! Ffej! Nitsuj! Build a fire!
Brian: What does that mean?
Nick L.: Drew insists on calling people by their "new" names. It's just your name backwards. He said that by calling you that it gives him power cause he is still frontwards.
Mel: Ummm okay..is he on medicine?
Nick L.: I wish! No, he said he has to purify his body from the funkified hell his arkno ribius has been though. He's only eating tree bark and the tops of ant hills.
Kelly: That's gross!
Justin: *done from building a fire* No kidding, don't even ask him what his arkno ribius is!
*Kelly pulls Mel aside*
Kelly: You know what, Justin is soooo turning me on! I think I want him...like more then AJ.
Mel: Shuddup bitch! He's like soooo mine!
Kelly: We'll see about that! You can't ever come up with anything of your own. You always have to follow my lead.
*Both walk back to the group, one on each side of Justin*
Nick C.: *to Nick L.* Hey...your name is Nick!
Nick L: Yup..
Nick C: I'm a Nick too!
Nick L.: *looking to get out of the conversation as Nick Carter moves closer to Nick Lachey* Yup..
Nick C: We're both Nicks! We're gonna be best friends now forever!
Nick L.: Ummm...I don't thi-
Nick C.: Do you like my little pony comics and farts too?!
Nick L.: Not rea-
Nick C.: Me too!
Nick L.: Hey! Anybody else wanna sing campfire songs?
Kelly: Only if Justin sings them *smiles at Justin*
Nick C.: Ooh! Campfire songs!! I get to pick the songs!
AJ: You dumbass. Do you think we'd ever let you pick the songs?
Nick C.: Yes...hey you have to let me sing the songs or my best friend Nick will beat you up!
Nick L: Ummm... no
*Nick runs off crying*
Brian: Let's sing Kumbia My Lord..
Jeff: Why don't we sing some of OUR songs? You guys are such glory hogs.
Drew: Let's sing Death, blood and gore to Dolly Parton
Brian: What?!
Kevin: Never mind YOU you...BAPTIST!
AJ: Now now now, I can settle this. I'll sing the Thong Song, and dance for Mel, Howie and Kelly. *Turns to Mel and Kelly* How's that girls?
*Mel and Kelly are draped around Justin*
Mel: So do you like my hair better up or down, Justin?
Kelly: Shuddup! Justin likes blondes!
Justin: Umm..girls I think AJ is talking to you.
Mel: Oh gawd what AJ?
Kelly: Don't you ever NOT say something you don't think
AJ *getting whimpery* Girlz...I wanna get naked,don't you wanna watch?
Mel: Shuddup AJ we don't like you anymore!
Kelly: Yeah we like Justin...and he likes me!
Mel: NO ME!
AJ: I knew I should've just stayed with Maryum from BSB Humor: LA Style Whatta way to shamelessly plug huh?
Justin: Girls, I'm flattered I mean no one ever picks m-
Mel and Kelly: SHUDDUP!
*Mel and Kelly get into a cat fight*
Mel and Kelly bitch fight...AJ takes pictures, Brian ends up preforming yet again, another exorsism on Drew and Kevin as they build a shrine, Justin *with new found confidence* "gets to know" Howie better, no one looks for Nick C....well Nick L. eventually does out of guilt, and Jeff..ummm..Jeff pees on the fire and they all go home.
THE END