Backstreet Rangers

Cast

Red Ranger- AJ McLean Blue Ranger- Brian Littrell
Pink Ranger- Nick Carter Black Ranger- Kevin Richardson
Yellow Ranger- Howie Dorough Lord Zed- Lou Pearlman
Bounce- Justin Timberlake Skeeto- Chris Kirkpatrick
Rita- Britney Spears Zordon- Mel Alpha>- Heidi

Intro
Incase you've never seen an episode of the Power Rangers, here's a crash course in Power Rangerology. The Power Rangers help Zordon (he's a big floating head, he is SUCH a wizard of Oz rip off!) and Zordon's helper robot Alpha. They defend the planet from Lord Zed and Rita, and all their goonies (technically, I think the things Mel likes to call goonies, are puddies.), who wanna take over earth. Oh, and no one in Angel Grove knows that these 5 guys are the Backstreet Rangers, so they gotta keep it on the down low. But, there's these two dorks, Bulk and Skull (Bounce and Skeeto in this version) who try to figure out who they are, but never do cause they are dorks. Ironically, in their search for the Power Rangers, they hate the 5 people who really are the Power Rangers. Get it? Yeah, well just read, okay?

Setting
The BSR are strolling along the sidewalks of Angel Grove on a sunny Saturday afternoon. We join them in the middle of a Nick Carter story.

The Story
Nick Carter: So then I said to Mandy, "Five fifty for a salad?! We could have gone to KFC and gotten the Colonel's Special for $5.50!"

All the BSR's are listening in boredom as Nick goes onabout his date with Mandy. AJ McLean looks around the street for something to change the subject. Soon AJ sees a hot pink flyer.

AJ: Hey! What's that over there?

AJ runs to the flyer along with the other BSRs.

Brian Littrell: Angel Grove Youth Talent Search/Contest. Open to ages 8-18. Hey sounds like fun! We should enter!

Howie Dorough: Yeah, yeah! *starting to twitch from excitement* We could like have a whole dance routine and we would like wear spandex! Well, we wouldn't start out with spandex, we'd strip down, but-

AJ: (interrupting HoDo) Or we could sing...

Howie: Oh. Um. Yeah. We could do that. (obviously dissappointed)

Kevin Richardson: Yeah, but what song? You guys know any good ones?

Brian: Actually, you know, I've written a few songs lately.

AJ: If the word "God" is ANYWHERES in the song, then NO!

Brian: Oh...

Nick: *looks at Scooby Doo watch* Uh-oh guys! Scooby says it's 4:00 and I promised Aaron I'd take him to the mall. We- er, I mean HE needs a new Tonka truck.

AJ: I better go too if I'm gonna make it to the 4:30 show.

Brian: Yeah, me too.

All stare in shock at Brian.

Brian: The movies. I'm going to the movie theater.

All: OH!

Howie: Kevin, what are you doing? *wink*

Kevin: Oh, me...uh...I've got to...

AJ: *cough*study*cough*

Kevin: Oh yeah, study. *gives AJ a smile/nod thing*

Howie: Oh yeah...Need help?

Kevin: NO! Uh, no. No thanks...

The Backstreet Rangers go their separate ways.

Meanwhile at the Bad Guy Headquarters...

Rita (Britney Spears): Ooh, those Backstreet Rangers! Such goody goodies! The just drive me crazy! Oh, especially that red one. If you know what I mean...Rrrrrrrrr!

Lord Zed (Lou Pearlman): Snap out of it, Britney! They're all up to no good! We've got to stop them!

Rita/Brit: Did you hear about that talent contest? *snort* Like they'd ever win!

Zed/Lou: That's it! That's how we'll get those BSRs!

Fast forward to the day of the Talent Contest auditions

BSR wait paitently till they audition. However Bounce and Skeeto arrive and sign themselves up as their group being dA cRuNk CrEw. They see the BSR are there and signed up as the Lack Beat Guys. The manipulatively dork it up to the Backstreet Boys.

The Audition/Director Person: Alright, next up. The Backstreet Boys!

Brian: Huh? Is that us?

AJ: Yeah, yeah get up on stage.

Kevin: We're gonna sing Marvin Gaye's Let's Get It On.

BSR proceed to let Nick sing lead in a song he thinks is about getting dressed. They get a standing ovation after they finish.

Director Person Thing: Well, you'll definitely be in the talent contest!

The boys high five each other all the way off the stage.

Audition Director: Okay, next...the Crunk Crew...what?

Bounce and Skeeto get up on stage.

Bounce: Yo! We be DA CRUNK CREW! Y'alls ready to get crazy?!?!?

Skeeto: *stroking facial hair* Yeah! Uh huh!

Bounce: (to Skeeto) Yous ready to show dem our mad skillz?

Bounce and Skeeto continue to rap I Am Too A Thug .

Skeeto : So were we soooo cray-zay?

Bounce: Yeah FOO! What you think bout my...er..our song. I be pretty dope, ain't I..er.. We, yeah we are pretty funkalicious huh whitey?

Audition Director: Umm..yeah..we'll get back to you.

Da Crunk Crew confidently walk off the stage and the Audition Director consults his helper people. To pick and choose who will be in the contest. The Backstreet Boys, along with miscallenous other make the cut.

Audition Director:Alright we have to deside who the last two spots for the contest go to.

Audition Helper #1: Well right now it looks like its Da Crunk Crew, and the guy who juggles trout while singing the Macerana.

Audition Director: I knew we shouldn't have held this talent search in a town where dating yer cousin is legal.

Audition Helper #2: So Trout Jugglin Joe and Da Crunk Crew.

Audition Director: I suppo -

All the sudden the door to the audition room is slammed open. A mysterious "sweet and innocent" girl dressed in pink vinal walks in.

Audition Director: *curiously* Who are you?

Mystery girl steps out of the shadows.

Rita (Britney): I'm Rit- . Umm..my name is Britney Spears. *mummbling* Yeah that's it. I'm here to audition. *sweetly* Am I too late?

Audition Director: No, you're right on time. Go ahead.

"Britney" gets up on stage and starts to sing Email My Heart.

Audition Director: (to Helper person) Sweet Jesus...she hasn't hit one note right! She's awful! Please..tell her that's enough.

Britney over hears the conversation and desides now its time to kick in her evil powers.

Britney: I'm not hitting the notes? Here why don't you listen one more time. *giggle snort*

Audition Director: Alright, but I don't see how thats gonna he-

Britney starts whining er singing "Baby One More Time." The cheesey pop tune hyponotizes the audition people under Britney's evil spell. Just then Bounce walks in.

Bounce: Yo I fogot ma hat. Ah there it....*looks at Britney*..

Bounce along with the audition people all are under Britney's spell.

Meanwhile at the place where Zordon and Alpha live..

Alpha/Heidi: Uh oh! Zordon! Zed and Rita have plotted to rig the talent search!

Zordon/Mel: Yes, they're trying to get Rita signed to a recording contact and spread her evil infectious pop music to take over the world. You better tell the Backstreet Rangers.

The Backstreet Rangers are all at the Teen Center along with Skeeto and other people, who are not important to the story.

*Doot doot dodo doot doot* AJ's morpher braclet starts to go off. All the Backstreet Rangers huddle around AJ.

Zordon: Rita has disguised her self as a pop singer named Britney Spears and is rigging the talent search to spread her evil music and take over the world! You make sure she doesn't win!

Nick: There's no way Rita..or Britney can beat us! We're the Backstreet Boys!

All: Yeah!

Kevin: But just to be sure, lets go home and practice!

All agree, and rush home to make sure their voices are at their best. Mean while Lord Zed/Lou has been spying on the Backstreet Rangers.

Lord Zed/Lou: Curses! Those Backstreet Rangers'll out sing Britney and WIN! But I have a plan! I'll send a monster to keep the Backstreet Rangers busy so they'll miss the talent contest! And Britney will win!

The next day the Backstreet Rangers, only hours away from the talent show, are on a brake from practice singing in the park and talking about their hot cousins, when suddenly Lord Zed appears, and turns AJ's cheeta cowboy hat into a giant Pimp Hat moster!

Nick: I'm scared....I mean..shouldn't we morph?

AJ It's morphin time!

Da Backstreet Rangers morph, fight the Pimp Hat and win, just in time to make it back to the Talent Search, were they beat Britney, and got signed to Jive for a recording deal. Coinisdentally..Rita..er Britney got signed to Jive and has conituned her reign of terror on pop music to this day.



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