You know what the nice thing is about having a webpage? When some one annoys the hell out of you, you can put them up on your "People Who Should Be Beaten With a Base Ball Bat" section. So here are the people we just can't stand! See if you're on da list! Just kidding :)

Melinda, part of 'N Sync's entourage - Oh come on. She's just some ho they picked up at a club! Notice how they don't really say her REAL job? I really wanna beat her.

The girl in Blaque who is constantly saying "Yeah Yeah, come on" in their song 808- She just makes me mad! Her voice is SO annoying. She obviously can't sing; she got a talking part!

The people who sat infront of us at the May 8th Nsync concert in Milwaukee.- Dang, maybe a beating would have liven them up! They sat nonchalantly slouched in their seats, not even smiling. What's so bad about that? They probably don't even know Nsync's names, and they got a whole row in front of us! Plus they shot us "I'm gonna kick your ass" looks and rolled their eyes at us whenever we screamed for Nsync.

"Fans" - You know who I mean. They know everything about Justin Timberlake, are "the biggest Nsync fans ever", but they don't know or care anything about anyone else in the group. And THEY always end up winning front row concert tickets! In Backstreet Boys fan form they are Nick Carter lovers. And in 98 Degrees for they only like Jeff and/or Nick.

The Skankie Fans - Its them 16-23 year old female fans who come to the concerts in bras stuffed with oranges, in spandex or vinal tube tops, wearing booty shorts or cheekers. Even though they are 45 rows away from Nsync's stage (for some reason, most of the Skank Fans are only Nsync fans, go figure) they still think Nsync will see them, and later on do them, just because they raided the Skank Store. These girls need a clue, some real clothes, and a corner to be workin on.

Britney Spears - As if I had to explain this one, I will anyways. She has fake hair, boobs, and lips, but she thinks she's America's sweetheart. *gag* Everytime I hear that nasal whine, I feel like throwing plates at the radio! And has anyone else noticed since the boob job, when she sings on TV, or at an awards show she doesn't really dance, she just awkwardly does arm moves, and jerks her neck around a little bit. And as if it weren't bad enough, in every interview I've seen of her she makes absolutley no sense, or she completely misses the point. Example? Okay here's one from September issue of Twist magazine. When asked if she will ever move out of her moms house Shitney said "I'm the type of person that when I get up to go use the bathroom, I have this big long hallway, and I just know someone is going to jump out and get me, ya know?" The the hell is she talking about?! Or when she was asked (in the same issue) if hse goes to partys back home, she went on about how her and her 6 friends (I know I was suprised she had 6! I was thinkin more like 2 or 3) are too scared to go sneak out and see their boyfriends, so they go cow tipping. WHAT THE HELL?! This chic is just a *beep*ing loser!

Britney Spears' Dancers - WTF! Do these people follow her around just incase she breaks out into song? Three of her dancers especially bug me! The two lesbos - the long haired blonde and the medium haired brunette. They run around and smack each other on the as during her concerts. And the third is that painfully obvious gay guy. He's the one who smacks Brit-Brit on the bootey in the "Sometimes" video. These people are so damn eeriely perky. They are like a cult or something.
Mel's Note: I FOUND A PIC OF THEM THREE I WAS TALKIN ABOUT! Click here to see it! And the gay guy? Look at this pic and tell me he ain't gay!

Anyone Associated With Britney Spears - Yeah I'm kinda going off on a Britney tagent but I really can't stand the chic. Her fans are the worst though, they're even scarier than her dancers! The guy fans aren't too bad. They just like her cause she's "hot". But the female fans are creepy. They all have a crush like relationship with Britney. Ans ya know, even before I know someone is a Britney Spears fan, I tend not to get along with them, go figure.

Wild Orchid - This is the worst group on the face of this earth! Its three girls, who on Loveline, said the walk around their house together naked!!! And do you know what's even worse? All three of them had very obvious plastic surgery, and they are all still as homely as an elephant's butt. They can't sing either. Good gawd! The Stacey chic has a lower voice than Lance "Adam's Apple" Bass! Their songs make no sense, and they dress like $5 prostitutes.

Aaron Carter - Oh ya knew this one was comin. First thing that bugs me about the little dink? That hair! BUT, someone told me he got it cut! YAAAAH! But otherwise, I just don't like this kid. Ever noticed he's "released" like 11 songs, but ya never heard of them. Da kid's just popular cause he's a shorter, younger form of Nick Carter. Plus he has a song called "Can Your Heart Come Out And Play" hehe, someone should mail him like a misc. animal heart and tell him to go nuts. Hehe I'm soooo evil

Julie from da Rosie O'Donnell Show - 'N Sync fans know who I'm talkin about. When Rosie was tapin in Orlando, 'N Sync was on! And da opening announce person was this 17 year old chic Julie. Okay number one, the girl had orange hair and thick black slanted eye brows. And it wasn't someone who on purpose dyed her hair orange she like really thought it looked fine on her. She had a super shiney face. And she laughed like a woodchuck. Not to mention that during the roller coaster ride when JC asks to hold her hand she acts like she's special. Rosie told him to! Don't feel special Julie! DON'T!!!!!

Every freakin person in them Gap Commercials - Yeah, its not boy band related but them damn people drive me crazy! Like the bad crazy!! I hate em!I hate em! I hate em! I hate em! Them damn commercials might just be the thing to push me off the edge!

People who tell me I talk too much/loud - Ever consider you don't talk enough or too quietly.

Jessica Simpson - ummm can we say Mariah Carey wannabe?

Mandy Moore - Okay - do we really need more "I'm sweet as a lolipop" 15 year old girl singers? NO! Why ain't there any pop singers out there who aren't "innocently sexy" *gag*? Ya know? I wish there were more "Yeah I'm a skank, so?" un implanted trash talkin loud mouth female singers? Ooooh I miss them Spice Girls hehe


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Who else should be on da list?


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