Da pic that inspired this section
After lookin at this pic, me and Heidi came up with a list of things AJ could be getting "arrested" for. There's a lot! He's just kinda one of those people were ya knew he'd get put it jail someday, it's just a matter of when!
Anyways, look at our list!
1. Indecent exposure in front of minors
2. DUI - Drivin under da influence
3. Not payin his child support
4. Pimpin Howie
5. Sellin used condoms (ewwww!)
6. Payin Innosense to stalk Hanson
7. Being JC's supplier
8. Selling smuggled free food samples to homeless kids
9. Stalkin No Doubt's Gwen St- something
10. Leavin a lit bag of dog poop on Lenny Kravitz porch
11. Assulting Charolette Church (yeah! kick her ass!)
12. Putting naked pics of Brian on da internet
13. Stealing Howie's twitch medicine
14. Stealing the Ronald McDonald statue from McDonalds (That really happened twice at our local McDonalds!)
15. Switchin the bike trail signs with one way signs. And putting rummage sale posters up over stop signs.
16. Shootin out the windows in the old folks home.
17. Stealin handcuffs for personal use
18. Trying to mail Nick Carter to Wild Orchid (Yeesh not even Nick Carter deserves that!)
19. Writing deat threats to the editors of Bride magazine
20. Peeing on fire hydrants
21. Trying to bury Nick Carter while we has sleepin
22. Puttin vodka in Kev's ovaltine
23. Switching Brian's spray on deoderant with Aquanet hairspray
24. Kidnapin Tyke (Brian's precious little dog)
25. Putting Mr. Yuck stickers (ya know you get them in 2nd grade to put on stuff that's poison) on all the orange juice in the grocery store
26. Dumpin OFF misquito stuff into Howie's banaka
27. Throwin pumpkins at Nsync's tour bus
28. Startin those forest fires in Flordia last year
29. Poisoning Toby (Lance Bass's horse who died mysteriously last year)
30. Stealing kids from da baby hospital
31. Popping all the tires on Nick's tour bus
32. Gettin drunk and streakin (But that ain't so bad)
AJ's bad!
Did we forget something?
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