Have ya noticed lately there are boy bands popping out of everywhere lately? Well this is good and bad..depending on the cuteness factor, but ya know some un-boybanded record labels are panicing they have no stud filled boy band...soooo you can find this LOVELY boy band application at yer local Sam Goody store (I'm kidding! They aren't really handing them out) in a desperate search for more boy bands!

WCToaN Note: This was submitted to us by the amazing Katrina!! She's a peach :)

Name:________________________ *if we feel the need, can we change it to something more appealing than...Bob?

Age: ______ If over 25 can you lie about your age? yes [ ] no [ ]

Marital status: single [ ] single/w girlfriend [ ] (if so, please disregard the rest of this application and come back when you break up with the bitch) married [ ] (why are you even here.) Gay [ ] (well, you're still cute, just don't tell anybody).

Highest level of school completed (circle) 9 10 11 12 (anything above that we need to talk).

Weight: under 120 [ ] over 120 [ ] (are you willing to starve yourself but tell the world you eat like a pig.)

Height: _____ if over 5'6 and selected you will NOT be one of the more popular boys and you will have to stand in the back...way in the back, so not to overshadow the shorter cute ones.

Special talents (check all that apply): singing [ ] (preferable but we'll teach ya) dancing [ ] (at least have some kind of rhythm...if not at least lookgorgeous) ebonics [ ] (sorry this position is filled...we'll call you if Justin and Britney decide to get together as a Sonny and Cher - then you can be the ebonically challenged member of the group) acting [ ] (if your popularity starts waning we may have to make a cheesy movie starring you.) musical instruments [ ] (blowing on a bottle doesn't count unless you can make it look sexy.) humping the stage or pelvic thrusts [ ] this can make or break your sexuality. If this is too hard for you just think of that 12 year old girl screaming out your name...then think of her mother...you should get it just right.

any other talents that we can exploit [ ] please list on separate piece ofpaper .Do we have permission to use your likeness as a clone for a future boy band? yes [ ] no [ ]

Are you a virgin?: yes [ ], no [ ]. If not...please repeat this phrase. "My mother told me never to have sex until I'm married." That will be your catch phrase.

Have you ever gotten anyone pregnant?: yes [ ] no [ ] (If yes, you will not be allowed to invite a fan into your room unless a certain checklist is complete. That can and will include - 5 steel rubber condoms for protection - yours and ours, pregnancy test and waiver of parental rights all females must sign when leaving your room.

Multiple choice boy band personality quiz.

Please check the closest answer you think is correct.

1. You walk into a restaurant ready for a quiet dinner with friends. There is a sweet sixteen birthday party going on. One girl looks up and recognizes you from boy band x,y and z. What happens next?

[a] She loudly goes back to celebrating the birthday and you get your quiet dinner.

[b] She whispers to the girls, they all look up, wave and go back to what they were doing. You get your quiet dinner.

[c] She whispers to the girls, they scream run across the restaurant and immediately engulf you with napkins to autograph, pictures to take and someone pulls a lock of your hair. Forget about that quiet dinner.

[d] You don't know. You hightailed it out of that restaurant in fear of recognition and go back to your hotel. It's cold McDonalds fries for you...again.

2. You were seen with a female celebrity (gosh forbid) the media goes crazy. You're asked for a quote. You say.

[a] We're just friends.

[b] So I needed sex, is that wrong?

[c] You can say whatever you want, I'll deny it to the end.

[d] Just found out we're long lost cousins.

[e] got a better one? We're always looking: ________________________________

If asked, your favorite sport is.[a] Basketball

[b] Watching girls

[c] Basketball

[d] Watching girls

[e] Other: ______________

Oh the 20 look realer!