Ooooh I be going out with AJ tonight! First thing I gotta do? Pick out an AJisque outfit. Ya gotta remember AJ does...er dates a lot of girls. I needed a knock em dead outfit ....





Well if the skankiness don't knock em dead - he'll at least be blinded by it! So now - I was all ready to go and *knock knock knock* ITS AJ!





Oh how nice...he's been shoppin with Justin Timberlake. Woah I guess he had the same "I'm gonna blind ya" idea too! Oh well..we'll sure stand out at least, right? So I got into AJ's car...




Oh how...um...yellow! As I get into the banana and buckle myself in ...I noticed AJ hasn't said a thing to me or told me were we were going! How rude of him! So I asked AJ ..

Mel: Hey where the hell are we going?

AJ: *smelling of alcohol and grumbling* Werb ahby ahby car pool..chi ol..gebby gebby carf EAT MY CHICKEN NUGGETS!?

Aj's starting to get uspet...so I layed off the topic. We drove a little while more then all of the sudden I saw...




A roller coaster! Oooooh we were going to Great America! Coolies! So we got parked...walked into Great America. We got in an enormous line for a ride and then guess who we ran into....



Oh! ummm..it's Nick Carter...and ....Kelly!!!

Mel: Woah Kelly! What are you and Nick doin here?

Kelly: *grumbling* We're on a date. Oh the sacrifices I make for this web page!

Mel: Yeah..poor Kelly! Well..hmmm if we can find a way to ditch Nick...I'll share AJ with you.

Kelly: *evil laugh* I know!! *turns to AJ, Nick and Mel* You guys these lines are WAY to long! I know a place where we can ride a lot more rides with less of a wait.


So..everyone gets out of Great America..



Hops into AJ's car...




and we drove to..a little kid carnival thingy!

Mel: How is this gonna help us get rid of Nick??

Kelly: You'll see...

Kelly was right! The rides were funner and had less lines! First me and AJ went on Tilt-A- Wurl, ya know that ride were all ya do is spin...



Eeeeww..then we went on the little kiddy train!...




Nick INSISTED he got to ride in the caboose...then as he sucured himself in ...

Kelly: RUN!!!

*Kelly and Mel grabbed AJ ran to his car...*



and speeded away leaving a pissed off Nick Carter...




We drove back to my house and me and Kelly kept AJ hostige until he gave us what we wanted....






THE END


Oooooh my tum is hurtin

Boomer? Huh?