Acceptance Speeches For The WCToaN Awards

98 Degrees for Best Dressed (As A Group)
We just want to thank God for giving us these hot bodies to be dressed. And to our manager who picks out what we wear. You da bomb!

Kevin Richardson for Best Dressed (Indivuadully)
I'd like to thank my mom, who taught me how to get dressed. And Tommy Hilfiger for making clothes for me to wear. *steps away from microphone to head backstage, but sees an enraged Brian* Oh and God. I mean, I couldn't...He gave me...Um. God is good.

'N Sync for Best Lie
Justin: Yo's we'd like to thank God, our parents, our manager, our ugly dog, Busta, everyone! But, we's be telling da truth. We ain't got no girlfriends!
Lance: Ummm, I'd just like to say thank you to my "good friend" Danielle. Hi!
Chris: Yeah, me too. Hey baby, whassup! See you after da show if you know what I mean. *wink wink*
JC: I have no girlfriend... *looks down sadly*
Justin: *smacks JC* None of us do, aight? *to camera* Hey Brit Brit! Yo, wazzup girl?!

Brian Littrell for Most Consecutive Days In Church
*wiping tears away* This one's for you mom! *exits stage still crying*
(backstage)AJ: Yo, I'd be crying if I got that award, too, y'know?

Justin Timberlake for They Wouldn't Be Nothing Without...
I told Chris I was da cute one! But did he believe me? No...He said Busta was cuter than me and that I could kiss his *starts sobbing, but wipes tears away* But this just goes to show dat I BE da cute one. I'M DA CUTE ONE CHRIS! Not Busta...*runs off stage crying*

AJ "Boner" McLean for Best Nickname
Ummm, I'd like to thank all the guys in the group for giving me the nickname and all you fine ladies out there for giving me the nickname.

Justin Timberlake for Best Attempt To Be Ghetto
Aww, man! I got's me (counting on fingers)...5...remainder of 1...add 7%...Awws, I got's me a lotta awards! I's just want to thank Mel and Heidi for giving me all dem awards. Thanks!

Drew Lachey for Most Valuable Boy Band Member Under 5 ft. 8 in.
I would just like to thank umm, God and the rest of th- *Heidi runs on stage*
Heidi: Like, OMG!!! It's DREW!!! Drew, like, I love you SOOO much! You are so cute! And the truth is I rigged this award JUST for you, baby! Mel wanted Howie Dorough to win but I said "No! Drew's my baby, he's gots to win an award!" So then Mel was all...

Nick Lachey for Best Shirtless Guy
Wow, this is indeed an honor. I just want to thank my parents, cause y'know, it is their gene pool. Thanks!

Justin Timberlake for Best Bootey In A Boy Group
Awws, y'alls thinks I got a nice ass? *turns head back to check it out* Yeahs, I gots me a nice ass! I's wanna thank Mel and Heidi for telling me I's got a nice ass.

Lance Bass for Best Shoulders In A Boy Group
Umm, I'd like to thank, you know, WCToaN for giving me this award. Uh, I'd like to, um, thank the state of Mississippi, you know, for supporting me. And uh, thanks to the, umm, fans.

JC Chasez for Best Arms In A Boy Group
Yeah! Man, you know. I don't like my arms cause they're too skinny. So this is, like, really ego pumping! You know? Yeah! *jumps off stage like the spazz he is*

Brian Littrell for Best Smile
Well, I had a little more time to work on this acceptance speech, so I wrote a list of things that make me smile.
Brian's List of Things That Make Him Smile
God. My mom. Tyke. Babies. Rainbows. Heaven. Going to church real early on Sundays. Giving my mommy hugs. Playing trucks with Nick. Playing strip Monopoly with AJ's friends. Girls. Pretty Girls. *starting to blush* Sorry, Ma...

Nick Carter for Best Boyband Member With The Last Name Carter
I got an award?!? REALLY? Wowsers! Hey! Hey Aaron! Look! I got an award! Heh, looks like you got some competition now, huh! Hi Mom!

Joey Fatone for Best Personality Award
Hey, is this award, like, can you eat it?? *starts gnawing on it*

Justin Timberlake for Best, Well, You Know
*blushing* Hey, um, like, how'd you guys judge this one? *looks around nervously*

Abs Breen for Best Abs In A Group
Hey you! Yeah you...*drinks out of a brown paper bag* So just what do you think this is? Huh? *waves award around in his other hand* I didn't park your boat on the golf course! It was that damned zebra. Where's that zebra at? He's up to no good...Hey, you're kinda cute. Wanna go back to my room? *passes out*

Brian Littrell for Best Tummy
I can't accept this award. It not only promotes sex *blushes* before marriage, my mother would not approve of it in the least.

AJ McLean for Best Wardrobe
*comes out wearing a cheetah print cowboy hat, leather pants, and a orange sweater 5 sizes too big.* Thank you.

Pollyanne Dorough for Best Person With The Last Name Dorough
Um, I'm honored, but really. Isn't there some kind of award you can give Howie? He's real upset about this. *Judges consult their notes. Shake their heads No.*

Hoped you liked the awards as much as we did!

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