Signs of TITANIC Obsession

Are you are obsessed with TITANIC? To find out, just read this list, if you apply to more than 10 of them, you probably are!

1. While watching the "Promise" scene during the movie when Rose says to Jack " Jack, There's A Boat Jack, Jack!" You say it with her in your most dramatic voice

2. You practice dancing to Irish folk music.

3. Everytime you are on a boat, or see a boat, you yell, "Watch out for the icebergs!"

4. You have so many Titanic and Leo pictures that everything else has to be bunched up in a small corner of your room!

5. You cry in the cinema as soon as you see the words TITANIC!

6. You watch 2 hours of a TV program just to see Billy Zane because he was from Titanic. And he was the jerk!

7. You know what the first word in the movie is.

8.You know every characters first line off by heart.

9. You change the last 4 digits of your phone number to spell out Jack, Rose, or 1912.

You make people put handcuffs on so that you can practice chopping them off for the "next time"

10. You change your liscense plate to JR1912

11. You call everyone sweetpea

12. You practice spitting

Your boyfriend asks you out but you refuse because you have to meet Jack at the clock at 9:00

13. You name your child Jack or Rose

14. You think Leo should be the next president!

15. Whenever you are on some sort of boat (even a log flume) you go the front and re-enact the 'I'm flying' scene

16. You are scared that any ship you board will hit an iceberg and sink

17. You climb the railings at the stern of a ship and lean out, hoping for 'Jack' to come and save you.

18. You've seen 'Titanic' at least twice.

19. You are the webmaster of a 'Titanic' page.

20.You have visited more than five 'Titanic' web pages

21. You change your name to Rose or Jack (if it isn't already!)

22. You go through the newspaper/magazines every day to see if you can find articles relating to 'Titanic'

23. You are reading this list

24. You have completely printed out the entire screenplay, for the heck of it

25. You try and re-enact the sinking of the Titanic in the local or school pool.

26. You couldnt go to see the movie again, so you read the script.

27. You think about the movie for more than an hour a day.

28. Your dreams nearly always have something to do with Titanic

29. You and your friends sit in a circle, listen to the Titanic theme and have a crying party.

30. When you watch the movie, you have to restrain yourself from crying out that there is room on the piece of wood for both Jack and Rose

31. You yell at anyone in the movie theatre who is not crying.

32. You randomly say lines from the movie at all times in the day.

33. You beat up anyone who hasn't seen the movie

34. You wish they would make another Titanic CD, and include the music from the Steerage Party in it

35. Your room is covered in Titanic posters

36. Your schoolbooks are covered in Titanic images

37.The CD player spits the Titanic CD out because it does not want to play it for the millionth time

38. You pull an all-nighter just to look up pictures of Leo

39. You put a giant Leo on your computer wallpaper, and make sure he is in the screen saver too!

40. You have five subjects of homework this weekend, but you still go to see the movie (AGAIN) on a Saturday afternoon--prime study time

41.You want to make friends with every webmaster of every Titanic page on the web.

42. You can somehow connect everything in your life to the movie.

43. You feel a very, very strong need to fall in love like Jack & Rose.

44.When you see two young lovers, you start crying for fear they will get on an a ship and die.

45. Your WHOLE FAMILY is sick-and-tired of hearing about Titanic from you.

46.At least everyday people say to you, "You're obsessed with that movie, aren't you?"

47. When watching the movie you hold your breath just like Jack and Rose do.

48. When you see the picture at the top of the page, you want to dance with them!

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