the following is a letter from Andrew to
EARTH CRISIS... needless to say, they didn’t write back.
dear earth crisis dudes,
I just got your cd and it’s bitchen!
real heavy. yeah. I like listening to
it when I lift weights or when I beat
on my girlfriend (just kidding, ha
ha). It really gets me pissed. I
don’t know about all the vegan
crap but the music reminds me
of my favorite band, Pantera.
they rock. Anyway, write me back,
you guys kick ass.
keep on jammin, dudes,
Andrew "sledgehammer" Low
metal lives you faggots