Hey look, Schwanns is on the computer!

Reasons Why Schwanns Rocks!
You have found the Schwanns homepage! Boy, aren't you lucky. As you can see there is nothing here because there is nothing more that can be said about this man! Just read about why he rocks so much! As a matter of fact, you should pay this man! Send $5 to:

"Buy Schwanns A College Education"
133 Bryan Sullivan
635 Elm Drive
Madison, WI 53706-1792

I'll be damned, Bear is on the computer, too!

Find out Why Bear Is A God!


The guy next to the green guy, but NOT the green guy, the other guy, is Bear. He can kill you. No, I'm serious! He knows this kung-fu grip, nunchuk-wielding shit that will really mess you up. He took lessons from Bruce Lee because Bruce knows his uncle.

That about concludes the Schwanns page. Here are some quotes that will help you through your daily life:

"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell" - Han Solo
"That's as gay as a gay dollar bill" - Norm MacDonald
"Look at me! I'm Goat!" - Timothy Doperalski

Send Schwanns e-mail about how cool he is at: jmseidl@rocketmail.com
Send Bear e-mail about how sexy he is to:bearthecutie@hotmail.com