Aug. 17th, 1996
Bizarre Festival - Koln, Germany

Setlist

This is a great show from the Bizarre Festival in Germany. Fat Mike and El Hefe do a LOT of (drunken?) talking during the show. Fat Mike rips on, insults, and claims to fuck almost everybody. It's pretty funny, and pretty profane. This is a good quality tape. At the beginning, the music is kind of quiet but the vocals (especially Fat Mike's) are clear. The sound gets better into the show. They changed the song "Don't Call Me White" to "Don't Call Me Shit", which they of course pronounced in German, hence the chorus: "Don't call me scheiss, don't call me scheiss". Very cool bootleg!

WORDS OF WISDOM FROM FAT MIKE DURING THE SHOW:

  • (referring to Shirly Manson of Garbage) - "I fucked the hell out of her! She was saying 'Fat Mike, fuck me harder."

  • "Fuck MTV...and fuck Germany!"

  • "I'm fuckin' scared of bees. There's fuckin' bees everywhere. I hate bees!"

  • "Nick Cave fuckin' sucks! Hate him! Can't stand him!"

  • Tracy Bonham...I fucked her too. Well, kinda. She gave me a blowjob!"... "Don't tell my fuckin' wife. My wife would say, 'I can't believe you fucked Tracy Bonham'".

  • "Jump you fucking German, jump! If you die, it's okay, 'cause you die in the Deutschland."

  • "You know, there's not many jobs where you can make a complete ass of yourself and still get paid..."

  • "Hey, you know that band Skunk Anansie? I fucked the lead singer!"

  • "This song's about the singer from Garbage because she's a big fat cow." "Hey, I'm sorry. Did I call that girl a fat cow? I didn't mean it. She's a fat bitch!"

  • "This next song's about skinheads 'cause they killed someone we know."

  • "The bass player of Weezer...I didn't fuck him! No way! I fucked the girl from Garbage twice. Once in the ass!"

  • "So I'm a dick? So what? Who cares?"

  • "Hefe's tired. You know why? You haven't been going to step class, have you?"

  • "How about that band Lagwagon? Too bad they can't find their own style of music."

  • "My mom's a hottie."

  • "You guy's wanna hear me fart?"

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